The thread for all the questions that know no answers.
How come pizza always tastes better after it's been left out for a few days?
How come you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch?
How come i can have sex with inflatable human dolls, but if i avoid the embarassment of owning one and buy one of those pool toy whales i get odd looks from people?
Oh and how come in the 21 number card game everything beyond 10 is an eleven?
How come if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If you rape a prostitute, is it still rape, or is it merely theft of services?
How come you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Why are kicks for ribs?
Why did Kamekazi pilots wear helmets?
Why is it you only find what you are looking for five minutes after you come home from buying the replacement for it?
Why can't pigs fly?! They deserve to fly damn it!
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
How comes it you get hemorrhoids on your ass and asteroids in the hemisphere?