Jeannette and Rubiyat in...

[Princess Norika]

UPN69 will return to....(what was that show again, GM), right after this!

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

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Foundling: What the FUCK is THIS?!

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Foundling: And you approve of this product?

GM: No! Of course not. They just pay us lots of money, darling. Now come on. We're back on in five minutes! You need to get into costume!

Foundling: What costume? We're all running around naked half the time!

GM: Come on! Get to the green room before the camera goes on again! We're filming Jeannette's scene next.

Foundling: The camera's been on the whole time...

GM: WHAT?! OH SHIT! *disappears*

Okay, Princess. Time to get back to the show!

[Princess Norika]

Me: Oh Rubiyaaaaat....
Ruby: Yes?
Me: How about we change positions, that way I can be on top?
Ruby: Okay, let's switch!

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

*Ruby gets on her back, and Jeannette straddles her, shoving herself down on her lover's dick.*

Jeannette: AHH!

*Ruby humps and bucks Jeannette like a mad horse, while Jeannette cries in ecstasy.*

MEANWHILE

*Genea's attempt to teleport directly to Jeannette's tower fails miserably, and she's dropped down 100 meters... right into the moat.*

Genea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

SPLASH!

Genea: *Coughs and sputters as she surfaces from the water* SHIT! Stupid teleportation spells! They never work right!

Your turn, Princess.

[Princess Norika]

Ruby: (slight pause) I think someone needs our help, then we resume our lovemaking.
Me: (nods) Yeah.

(We pull back our sexy nighties on, then head toward the moat, barefoot.)

Ruby: Oh Genea, let me help you out!
Me: Yeah, come on, Genea, 'cause right now, your teleportation skills are becoming deader than an Apple IIe! (resists urge to laugh as we pull her out.) You all right, cherie?

(Note: Ruby remembers I was on top of her, and bouncing hotly on her sexy girl-prick, anticipiting another flood of girly-cum...)

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

*Genea strips out of her wet clothes and walks around nude. There are no complaints.*

Genea: Ahh, that's much better. Now, let's have a look at you, Miss Jeannette. I'll need you to remove your clothes and lie down with your legs spread...

*Jeannette strips off everything and lies back.*

Jeannette: How's this?

Genea: Good. Now just relax...

*She unleashes a whole slew of weird gynocological instruments into Jeannette's vagina, which give Jeannette several micro-orgasms. After a few minutes, she retrieves the devices.*

Jeannette: Well, what do they say?

Genea: Oh, mostly usual things.

*Suddenly, there is a loud cry of "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" from outside, soon followed by a loud SPLASH.*

Genea: *calmly* I think my assistants have arrived.

*Sure enough, four girls walk in, sopping wet, and accompanied by an equally-soaked barbarian warrior.*

Foundling: Jeannette, you REALLY need to get rid of that fucking moat.

Andarog: My poor carriage...

Euphony: Oh, just go and fetch the carriage, Andy, and stop complaining.

Andarog: *mutters angrily, as he stomps back to the moat* Goddamn witches...

Euphony: *Attempts to look dignified, despite the presence of a duck upon her head.* Hello, Ruby and Jeannette! We're here to help Genea and - *tries to get rid of the duck* GET OFF OF MY HEAD!

Duck: *indignant* QUA-ACK! *It finally feels insulted, and flies back to the moat.*

*There is a pause, as everyone tries to figure out how best to restart the conversation.*

Jeannette: ... How about some tea?

Your turn, Princess.

[Princess Norika]

Before I serve the guests, I ask Genea (whispering), "Can you insert that weird thing in my pussy again? It feels so interesting!"

Ruby and I take a seat facing Genea, then we get stuck in our teas.

"So, Lady Jeannette," Genea asked, laughing, "why do you love Rubiyat and what good things she brings in you?"

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

*After dinner, Genea instructs Ruby on what each instrument does, and then they insert them back into Jeannette, who sighs with pleasure.*

Genea: Have fun, you two. I'm going to bed.

*She walks up to the large apartment that she and her newfound assistants share. She finds the other girls relaxing in the bath. It's an odd bathroom, as it contains both a Japanese bath and one of those weird squatting toilets (and, of course, in Japan, the bath is usually in a different room from the toilet). She strips off her clothes, gives herself a once-over with a sponge, and climbs in. Euphony gets behind her and massages her back and shoulders.*

Genea: You have no idea how good that feels...

Euphony: Good God, how did your back end up this tense? I mean, seems like we had a relatively easy day, aside from the teleporting.

Genea: Teleported too hard, luv. I tried to cover too much distance in too little time. It's Hell for muscles. *lets out a pleasurable moan as Euphony starts massaging one particularly tense area*

Euphony: Well, then. Let's give you a full-body massage, shall we?

*She gently pulls Genea into the center of the bath. The other girls come into the center as well, and they all start kissing and licking at Genea's face, neck, and shoulders. Tab gets adventurous and goes below the surface of the water to lick at Genea's asshole, eliciting gasps from the midwife, while Sacarissa goes and eats out Genea's pussy. And Euphony and Foundling suck at Genea's breasts.*

Genea: Ohh, I chose my assistants well...

Your turn, Princess.

[Princess Norika]

Ruby: Oh yes! You were on top of me and I was bringing you and me pleasure. But...damn!
Me: What is it, sweetie?
Ruby: Waaaah! I lost my erection!
Me: Don't worry, I'll get it back for you. Come with me to my other bedroom. At least it's more comfy than the other one. (makes note to knock down the Rapunzel's Tower Love Nest asap)
Ruby: Sure. (smiles weakly) Hold me. (I pick her up)

Soon at my other bedroom, before Ruby and I slip beneath comfy pink satin sheets...

Ruby: May I lie down?
Me: Sure, if you want. (she lies down) Okay, let me suck you.
Ruby: Then you can get on top of me again? (begins to play with one of her boobs) Ooooh, aaaah, my boobs are raring to go much as us. Ooooh!
Me: Time to get your erection back dearie! (sucks on Ruby's girl cock)

Note: I make note to restore Ruby's clit after lovemaking/my impregnation is done.

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

*Genea finally orgasms, and uses her witchy powers to allow the others to feel her pleasure. They all scream in ecstasy.*

All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Genea: *leans on the edge of the bath* Thanks, babes. I needed that.

Foundling: *jumps onto Genea* Oh, Genea, my pretty girl... It's sex o'clock... Time for you to fuck my pussy with your magical sex powers.

Sacarissa: And what about the rest of us...?

Euphony: You, Tab, and I are going to have our parts to play. Genea, summon a girl-prick for yourself.

Genea: Very well. *She casts the spell on herself that turns her clit into a penis*

Euphony: Now, time for us to come into play. *She casts a spell on Tab, Sacarissa, and herself, and they all shrink to the size of mice.*

Foundling: Whoa! Where'd you guys go?

Euphony: We're down by your pussies, kids! Guess what we're going to do now! *She climbs the walls of Foundling's labia, and grabs a hold of the girl's clitoral hood, then pulls herself up until she's now got her arms around Foundling's clit.*

Foundling: OHH FUCKING JESUS!

Euphony: Please don't yell so much! You'll shake me off! *She finally positions herself so that her mouse-sized pussy is now on Foundling's clit. Without further hesitation, she takes the clit into her pussy.*

Foundling: OHH GOD!!

Your turn, Princess.