Meet N Greet!

[MagusKnight]

Yeah, nothing ends well when I'm drunk...

[Bee]

Well, if you ever meet me IRL, you'll find me almost scary.

I'm the big, overly quiet guy sitting playing with the loaded rifle. I really don't say much around others, I guess I'm just anti-social.

And sweet. Beer or hard liquor?

[MagusKnight]

Hard liquor. Vodka.

[Bee]

Ooh. Me like Vodka.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then try and find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have a party!"

- Ron "Tater Salad" White

I personally like screwdrivers. Great way to get your vitamin C AND get plastered at the same time.

[DragonMasterX]

Peach screwdriver, gotta admit that was my bread and wine during my week in high-school's last year prom travel. Now you know why it's known as High school.

[UnknownH]

Unknown can remain unknown. That's his thing that he does.

There wouldn't be much point in meeting me in person. My world is pretty boring. Stand behind me while I'm writing documents all day, and you'll get the idea.

Yes but like most super heroes, their friends know them well.

Yeah, nothing ends well when I'm drunk...

So, either I make a joke about this, which I don't want to since it's too easy, or I ask why.

[MagusKnight]

I'm a horny person when drunk, but if someone comes onto me I beat the crap out of them.

[Ferro Cordis]

I'm a horny person when drunk, but if someone comes onto me I beat the crap out of them.

Looks like Imma get killed XD I come onto girls alot. Mostly when Im drunk.

[Bee]

Don't worry, Magus. I'll keep Frank-O here on a tight leash. Can't let one of my best buds get beat up by a girl! XD

[UnknownH]

I'm a horny person when drunk, but if someone comes onto me I beat the crap out of them.

So if you come on to them you'd beat them off.
(instead of up)