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**DragonMasterX** · 02-26-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote:Tigerlily: AND WHAT ABOUT ME!?! D:<

You're not part of the SDP?

Quote:I have SDP question again. Why is baboon better than weasel?

DMX: Hmm, let's see. What would Shadow do in this case? *Grabs large fighting pit from out of nowhere and slams it no the floor causing everyone nearby to jump and land on the colloseum* *Puts on a toga and sits down on a throne* Let the games begin! *Throws a rabid weasel and a baboon onto the arena*

*Frisk E. Coyote* · 02-26-2009, 08:10 AM

(02-26-2009 07:00 AM)Cowboy From Hell Wrote: Brandon: ehh...lemme take a blowjob and a minimum wage job. Do you have the blowjob in something along the lines of a young, attractive female?

Ray: *digs in trenchcoat pocket, and tosses him a fully grown, bound, gagged, and surprised-looking young tigress* I found her in some house she broke into with a key! She was cooking illegally! So yeah, you can have her!

**Bee** · 02-26-2009, 08:24 AM

Brandon: *looks at the tigress, then at Raymond* ...are you insane?! Tigers have sharp teeth, and this one is obviously not happy to be here. Do you honestly expect me to stick mt dick in her mouth?!

**tigerlily** · 02-26-2009, 08:30 AM

(02-26-2009 08:24 AM)Cowboy From Hell Wrote: Brandon: *looks at the tigress, then at Raymond* ...are you insane?! Tigers have sharp teeth, and this one is obviously not happy to be here. Do you honestly expect me to stick mt dick in her mouth?!

Tigerlily: That's another reason I don't like to be around you. That I'm a biter too around Marrie<3 xD

*Frisk E. Coyote* · (This post was last modified: 02-26-2009, 08:51 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)

Ray: Ah you fail to estimate my true capacity to think things through! I gagged her because she has an OCD that gives her the insane urge to suck every visible cock within the vicinity furiously.

Tigress: Mmph!! MMMPH!! ~<3

Loki: Where do you FIND these women!?

Ray: Over there.

Loki: LOKI UPPERCUT!! *punches Ray clear out of the atmosphere*

Ray: I'm doing this routine agaaaaaain- *vanishes in a twinkle*

Lilly: Another question! Where's that hunky Disturbed guy?

**DragonMasterX** · 02-26-2009, 09:47 AM

Quote:Lilly: Another question! Where's that hunky Disturbed guy?

DMX: There. *Points over to rock band playing with fireworks and strumming, loud music*

Dot: He doesn't mean the rock band.

DMX: Oh... then there's Disturbed! *Points over to emo corner*

Dot: Sigh, this will take a few more years. Disturbed's out for walks and work. He's living a healthy life and is not interested in maintaining his forum life anymore- Other than that, he's fine!

**tigerlily** · 02-26-2009, 09:52 AM

Tigerlily: Here's my question...

How much wood can my Marrie chop?

With a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Linvar: ....You really need to lay off that catnip.

Tigerlily: Shush...

**Ghostiemon** · 02-26-2009, 09:54 AM

Okay I have another one, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that woodchuck was chuck norris?

**tigerlily** · 02-26-2009, 09:58 AM

(02-26-2009 09:54 AM)Ghostiemon Wrote: Okay I have another one, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that woodchuck was chuck norris?

Tigerlily: Hey you stole that from me! D<

Linvar: Is there rights for that?

Tigerlily: Yes! *holds a document*

Linvar: That's totally fake!

Tigerlily: .....Nuuuuuuu D:

**Crimson Fox** · (This post was last modified: 02-26-2009, 12:24 PM by Crimson Fox.)

Ada: I've got a question. What is SPAM?

Crimson: *laughs* C'mon sis, you know what it is. A cheap processed meat product made from...

Ada: *bashes Crimson before adding* What is the other kind of the SPAM? And don't tell me it's magic...I know magic. *paws glow threateningly*

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