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02-26-2009, 04:32 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-26-2009, 04:32 AM by Crimson Fox.)
Crimson: I've got a question, what would you do if you were attacked by an army of zombie vampire girls?
Zorromon: Wait, vampires are already undead, they can't be zombies, you crackpot!
Crimson: *not listening* Uh-huh, that's great, Zorro. Cookies are indeed awesome!
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Ray: Fangirls? Well that's easy. Provide them with an object of their fantasies! Something that turns them into... FANGIRLS!! Sephiroth Fangirls are common, so kidnap Sephiroth while he's brushing his teeth and use him as a meatshield!! Hell for Sephy, safe, zombie-vampire free haven for you! *tail wags*
Loki: LOKI S- *stops the Marhammer just mere feet above Ray's head* That's actually decent advice! Wait- you have a tail?
Ray: I has a peni-
Loki: LOKI CENSOR!!
Ray: *crushed by a massive [PARENTAL ADVISORY] censor bar*
Loki: I have a question- WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU SDP MEMBERS AND LEADERS DIE!? This one's harder to kill than a cockroach when you're armed with and can only use plutonium!!
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Brandon: Hey, Ray. I gots a question. I can has job?
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Loki: Oh... great, my inferiority complex is acting up. *curls into a fetal position*
Ray: *now in a shady longcoat and large hat* Yes, you can has job... *throws longcoat open, revealing various products on the inside of the coat* Blow job, boob job, hand job, foot job, sheath job or minimum wage job?
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I have SDP question again. Why is baboon better than weasel?
UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors now
Yay!
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Brandon: ehh...lemme take a blowjob and a minimum wage job. Do you have the blowjob in something along the lines of a young, attractive female?
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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