ASK SDP!

[Bee]

Brandon: *pulls out a Nuclear Launch Key* can I play, too? *grins, and inserts it into a Console, and the doors on 117 Interplanetary Thermonuclear-Fusion Ballistic Missiles open* ....hehe....phallic. Anyway, where should I blow up first?

Renny: lets nuke France.

Brandon: *phone rings* hold that thought...*answers* Road Kill Grill, you hit it we spit it.

French Ambassador: oui, moussier Brandon, we 'ave received word that you 'ave activated your Nuclear defenses an~

Brandon: offenses. Nuclear offenses.

French Ambassador: ...oui. So sorry. We hereby surrender to you and ze Pack of Shadow Dragons.

Brandon: ...sweet. I want my own palace. Work on that. *hangs up*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Whoohoo, we own canada!

Slash: that was the french ambassador.

Shadow: Isn't french in canada? They speak frenchinese.

Katt: No, france is in,

Slash: Save your breath he'll forget. Yes Shadow, france is in canada.

Shadow: TO ALASKA THEN! *Hops onboard SDP prime and stomps off across the horizon*

[Bee]

Brandon: ...>_>...are you serious?

Renny: ...but France is in that direction...*points in the opposite direction*

Brandon: ...well, they'll find out soon enough when they have to attack Canada.

[Ryan]

*Blows up neighbors house.*

They had it coming anyway. They had traces of meth in there.

Aero:" Ryan Honestly how do you dress your self?"

I dunno. I wake up naked then i go to school dressed....XD What happened there lol

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily*is talking to P-DMX*: ...Well a strawberry pocky of course~<3 *licks lips*

Linvar: And get one with coconut! xD

Kaze: Hey don't push it!

Lax: ...There's coconut pocky?

Tigerlily: There's one in kiwi's.

Linvar: Oooo kiwi's!

[Shadowknight]

Katt: Do you think they have fish pocky?

Kitt: What's pocky?

Katt: Don't know but if it's fish flavor it's mine.

*Mexico*

Shadow: *Standing in one of SDP Prime's hands* Attention people of canada, I demand all of your maple syrup! Or I'll make it so hockey doesn't exist!

Mexican: *Random mexicanese talk*

Shadow: I don't know what he said, but I don't like the way he said it! SDP Prime, engage!

SDP Prime: *Steps on the mexican*

Shadow: Now surrender your syrup!

[DragonMasterX]

Dark Mistress: Dear, Center of America is mine to melt and burn away, *Stops SDP Prime's mechanical feet with one claw, before she brings her arm back* Go back to the North, little black splotch. *Slaps the SDP Prime, sending it off flying back to america* Now, back to Tijuana.

Mexican Dude: AYUDAAAAAAAAAAA! ME QUEMO!! *Burning down in purple fire, eventually disintegrating into ashes before is reintegrated into a large bodyguard demon*

Dark Mistress: Hello sweetie, welcome to my army. *Still walking south, everything behind her charred and ashy black*

(Back in the North)

P-DMX: Hah! Pocky's even easier to get, I'll just- *Leans forward, about to jump into air and warp, but falls face first on the floor* PAIN PAIN PAIN! *Rubbing his head with his tiny arms* Arrrrgh! Forgot I've no super powers. Uhm... *turns around, seeing a large robot heading their way* Anybody got an umbrella?

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily: *points at the truck robot* OMGOSH It's OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!

Kaze: I'll stop it... WIND TORNADO! *blows the robot to Japan*

Japan people: Nodaska?

Japan People: Oiiiiiii it's OPTIMUS PRIME-do!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: *Stands up and looks around* Japan! YAY! *Picks up his megaphone* Attention Japanese, I DEMAND ALL OF YOUR CATGIRLS! Also a renamon. Oh, and an gatomon for my friend, and an aquaveemon capable of evolving for my other friend. Do it or I blow up brett favre's head with my mind bullets.

SDP Prime: Flaw in plan detected. Brett Favre is loved my Wisconsin. No affiliation to Japan.

Shadow: Shhhh, they don't know that.

[Shadowknight]

WHEEEEEEEEEE! *crashes through the roof* I'M BACK BITCHES! Questions are open for as long as my attention span can oooh shiny, *wanders off*

Katt: *sticks a small planet in a stick in get mouth* Well, like he said SDP is open for questions. Enjoy.