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Kitt: Hey um, for some reason my room just suddenly vanished and, *Spots Y-Slash* YARN! *Pounces on the yarn ball hugging it and nuzzling against it*
Slash's mind: wow, as far as punishment's go this is kinda nice.
Shadow: Do not throw chicken pieces at customers that take too long. Turns out they don't like that.
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P-DMX's Brain: Darn, she figured I can't do that since I've no powers.
P-DMX: Okay, what about a chocolate box with the apology? Bet I can get one even while I'm this small.
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Brandon: well, I declined the Popeye's job for one at Wal-Mart. WHO'S UP FOR SOME EMPLOYEE DISCOUNTS? Hey, Mar, I can get that box of chocolates for you at a cheaper price!
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Shadow: Thanks anyways, Slash seems to be able to get me amazing deals at stores.
*Wal-mart*
*A customer is walking out with a recently purchased flath screen, there's a flash of black and white and it's suddenly gone*
Customer: Wh-what the? G-g-g-g-g-ghost! *Runs away screaming*
*SDP Manor*
Slash: Hey Shadow, I got a good deal on this TV. 50 bucks and it's yours.
Shadow: DEAL!
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Brandon: *shrugs* fine by me. I'm gonna be working Grocery stocking at night. Nowhere near electronics.
*Wal-Mart, a few weeks from now, midnight*
Brandon: MOVE...YOU...STUPID...PALLET...OF....MAYONNAISE.... *howls angrily at the pallet, and shoots it up, causing thick white goo to cover the late-night shoppers*
Manager: ...where did you get a gun?
Brandon: ...why?
*/scene*
Brandon: ...yeah...maybe I should be a greeter...
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The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
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Shadow: Oh yeah, it's loads of fun. I remember when I greeted.
*Flashback*
Shadow: *Playing videogames*
*/Flashback*
Shadow: Oh that's right, I never greeted. Apparently I'm antisocial.
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Brandon: heh, well, still. I need job, and I don't want to sleep during the night. Plus, I wanted to work for an evil organization, so I immediately thought "NIGHT SHIFT AT WAL-MART"!!
Renny: ...no, you just randomly shouted that out one day and stole my car for the afternoon.
Brandon: ...hey, I returned with a full tank of gas.
Renny: YOU RETURNED IT ON ITS ROOF!!!
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Me got a question!
Aerobis: "Oh god no...."
*Pulls out a list* What if i taped all of the listed explosives together and put it in a hut full of exploding bomb bombs?
Aerobis: "Great out neighbors are screwed..."
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(03-16-2009 01:40 PM)Ryan Wrote: Me got a question!
Aerobis: "Oh god no...."
*Pulls out a list* What if i taped all of the listed explosives together and put it in a hut full of exploding bomb bombs?
Aerobis: "Great out neighbors are screwed..."
Brandon: *inspecting his claws* been there, done that, got shrapnel in my favorite Led Zepplin shirt because of it. They covered it up as nuclear weapons testing. Long story short, big boom, innocent civilians died, and I got a good stern talking to from the feds. I strongly advise you to try it.
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******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
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Bury me with my guns on,
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Shadow: What explosives? You didn't give us any list. Well who cares now I wanna blow something up. SDP PRIME! SHOW-TIME!
*SDP Prime erupts out of the ground*
SDP Prime: Destruction is the right of all sentient creatures.
Shadow: Okay SDP Prime, you see that small abandoned shack far from any human or animal or plant lives that could possibly be injured in anyway? Yeah a few miles to the south of that is a heavily populated city, throw one of those mini-nukes in there.
SDP Prime:
Prime directive 1: Obey orders of all SDP members.
Prime directive 2: Destroy the innocent.
Prime directive 3: SPAM!
*Hurls mini-nukes at the populated town, creating small mushroom clouds all over it pies raining down from the clouds*
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