ASK SDP!

[Bee]

Brandon: I got it. *pulls out his phone and dials a number* ...hey...yeah...do it...yeah...the catnip...

Renny: anyone who isn't a feline, please cover your noses.

*six F-15 Fighters scream low overhead, and deposit canisters containing catnip. Little green flakes rain from the sky*

[MagusKnight]

The shadow dragons were founded by whom?
The shadow dragons serve what purpose?
The shadow dragons were inspired by?

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What porn is there of a shadow dragon?

[Shadowknight]

The shadow dragons were founded by whom?

Shadow: Me and DMX.

The shadow dragons serve what purpose?

Shadow: The less you know the better. Our purpose is a dark and mysterious one.

Slash: You exist to cause chaos, mayhem, and protect people, mostly yourselves, from boredom.

Shadow: Okay when you say it it's stupid.

The shadow dragons were inspired by?

Shadow: Beats me, we just liked messing around and came up with the group as a joke, this was before the board even had groups. I remember it like it was yesterday.

*SDP Presents: Shadow's fantastic flashback!*

Shadow: *Wearing a monocle* My word, I do believe these zombies and robots wish to engage us in fisticuffs! It appears as though we shall have to protect ourselves!

Dot: Shadow, protect me. With your penis.

Slash: *Smacking himself on the head with a hammer* Durpa durpa dur.

Shadow: From this day forth we shalt vow to protect this board from the coming swarm of zomified hordes. And we shall be knows as SDP!

Katt: *Dancing around naked*

*Back*

Shadow: And that's how it happened.

Slash: *stretching out his fingers, his claws sticking out* Oh, you are so dead.

Katt: Did I even exist back then?

What porn is there of a shadow dragon?

Shadow: Not that I know of. But I bet we can make some. And since my name's Shadow, and Dot's a dragon.

Slash: Want me to neutur him? It'd be my pleasure.

[DragonMasterX]

P-DMX: Think she's busy destroying the world.

*Vista above Earth shows everything around it is charred and smoking, a gigantic mountain seen from space serving as throne for the Dark Mistress*

P-DMX: That's a cool mountain, but think it should be darker. And I don't remember it like that Shadow.

*Edition of Shadow's flashback*

Shadow: Where's my beer? Did you take my beer? GIVE ME MY BEER!

DMX: Shadow, calm down. You've chugged over 253 beer kegs already, and you're talking to a Pie.

Pie Thief: *Sneaks and takes Pie* *Gets blown to smitherens by a large fire blast*

DMX: *Arm outstretched, claw smoking* Don't even think about it pal.

Shadow: *Cling* I KNOW! We'll form an organization dedicated to the protection of innocent and defenseless Pies around the world. How does it sound DMX? DMX?

DMX: *Munching on the saved Pie* Mm?

Shadow: Let's call it the Shadow Dragon Cult.

Gunter: *Spams*

Loney Gabu: *Spams*

Shadow: LET's CALL IT THE SHADOW DRAGON PACK! *Evil lighting strikes the ground, a mansion raising*

DMX: Dude, nice light show.

*End of flashback*

P-DMX: And that was pretty much it. And I think you never got your 254th beer keg that day.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: That's absurd, I'd never have gotten that drunk after only 253 kegs of beer.

Slash: Oh and your vision was so accurate?

Shadow: Fine then, let's see your vision!

*Slash's Flashback*

Shadow: *Giant talking fish*

DMX: *Also fish*

Dot: *In a bikini carrying a platter of fish*

Katt: *Same as Dot*

*/Flashback*

Shadow: That's your flashback?

Slash: No, I'm just hungry.

[DragonMasterX]

P-DMX: Eww, I hate fish. And Slash, you better not go far into thinking that of Dot, think she can read minds now. *Slash suddenly turns into a large yarn ball with eyes* Uh oh. Too late. She's also quite ironic too.

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily: ........................................

Linvar: ....

Tigerlily: CAT NIP! But Marrie has to owe me apology! For wishing katt to have big breasts when I already got big breast for him!!

Lax: Wow...she somehow got alittle bit resistant to the catnip...

Demonic Cow Girl: How can you not kill him!?

[Bee]

Brandon: oh great, wise, and mighty pack of Shadow Dragons, I request a question from you. Today at three I have a job interview for a cashier position at a fried chicken restaurant chain. What can I do to ensure I get this job?

[DragonMasterX]

P-DMX: Don't eat a cheeseburger instead of your inspector, go for a chickenburger and you got a winner. And Lily, let's be all a happy family, or simply something tolerable, or else I might have to reset the universe just to correct a mistake! I'm lazy to do anything else.

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily: No, I want a sorry and I mean it!

Linvar: ...very stubburn...I must say.

Kaze: *nods*