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[DragonMasterX]

Reno: Rrr? *Looks down at Slash* ARF! *Jumps from Shadow's arms and pounces Slash* Got you!

P-DMX: Hey! I want that Magic 8 Ball! *Follows the M8B that rolled away from Shadow and picks it up again with both arms* Hmmm... What do you want to tell me now? *Looks through the crystal* Huh? Global warming? What's that?

*Mexico*

Hat dude: CORRAN POR SUS VIDAS! NENA CALIENTE! MUYYYY CALIENTEEEE!

Dark Mistress: Hee hee hee. *Coming from the scorched, ashy North America, still incinerating anything in her path*

*SDP Mansion*

P-DMX: Stop telling me about Tequila! I can't drink like this! *Shakes the M8B too hard and it falls off his paws and breaks, from it comes a well-endowed tall fairy in a skimpy leaf suit* Wow, that's not something you see everyday.

Elfaria: It has been aeons since I was trapped in that tiny little object which was sapping my powers to foretell! But no matter now. *Sits on air, a large floating throne suddenly appearing under her* You have won the right to have one wish, any you want, granted by me.

P-DMX: Oooh. Cool, what should I ask for? Maybe a ham sandwhich, I'm hungry.

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily: You wasted one good wish! >_<;

Kaze: The next thing you'll know something random appears.

Livian: *Kaze's and Linvar's future daughter appears* Hi father.

Linvar: Who are you?

Livian: I'm your daughter...

Lax: *wide eyes* Dang...your hot!

[Shadowknight]

Slash: SHADOW YOU ARE SO GETTING KILLED IN YOUR SLEEP FOR THIS! *Runs away from Reno*

Shadow: Global warming is simple, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

Katt: You've got a magical fairy that can grant you any wish and you want a ham sandwich?

Shadow: She's got a point, ask for two, I'm hungry.

Katt: *Face palm* I can't believe you can't think of anything better.

*Camera closes in on Katt's miniscule chest*

Katt: STOP THAT!

Shadow: Ah, fourth wall! She's breaking the fourth wall!

[Bee]

Brandon: can you make mine roast beef?

Renny: *dodges Slash and Reno easily* ...well, it seems I'm not alone in my loathing of my digimon tamer.

[DragonMasterX]

P-DMX: Hmm... Bigger boobs for Katt or Ham sandwhich. What do you say about this ham sandwhich?

Ham Sandwhich: Pick the boobs. Or else, just pick a sandwhich with only cheese.

P-DMX: That's kinda tough. Can't I pick both?

Ham Sandwhich: Cheese and Ham sandwhich? SACRILEGE!

P-DMX: No I mean Katt's BE and a Ham Sandwhich at the same time.

Elfaria: *Smacks forehead* Eternity could be even worse waiting for this being to make a wish than if I had stayed into that prison.

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily: *throws P-DMX in the wall with a pissed face* MAR!!!!

Lax: Wow....the kitty is pissed!

Demonic Cow Girl: I say kill the dragon kill kill kill! *licks lips*

Linvar: ...I don't know I think it's wrong...

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Yeah the talking sandwich is right, you can't have a cheese and ham sandwich. It has to be ham and cheese.

Katt: Take the sandwich. I don't need anything done with my breasts.

Kitt: Really? Cause, they are a bit small.

Katt: Oh who asked you? You only exist cause Shadow owed DMX a favor.

[DragonMasterX]

P-DMX: Ouch, face hurts! *Holds face with paw* Wish this pain wasn't so stingy!

Elfaria: GRANTED! Good bye! *Giggles and disappear*

P-DMX: Hey, the pain's gone. Miracle!

[tigerlily]

Tigerlily*her fur grows into massive fury*: I am so going to kill YOU!

Demonic Cow Girl: YES! GO DO IT GIRL! It's about time you listen to me!

Linvar: Oh no....somebody bring out the catnip!?

Livian: *lifts a empty bag of catnips* I think she ate them all.......

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Katt grab your secret stash!

Katt: No way, it's too powerful, she's not ready yet!

Shadow: If you don't do anything she'll kill DMX!

Katt: So, is that incentive for me NOT to give her my catnip? Or are you trying to convince me otherwise? Cause you aren't doing a good job.