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DMX: Hey, that's not true!
Dot: Yes it is! It was me who designed the robot's construction plans. You didn't help in its creation!
DMX: But I did take the precaution of pre-designing battle suits. *Points to Dot and Katt who are wearing cleavaged tight leotards that show off their behinds especially*
Dot: HEY! *Tries to cover herself but suffers a few electrical discharges that only kick her claws away* This isn't fun! Wait, where's your battle suit?
DMX: Decided I didn't need one. Why cover up perfection? *Starts flexing on one of the half-mirrored windows* Uh, by the way. Why are there fishes and whales swimming in the air again?
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Shadow: Now is not the time for idle chit-chat! Now is the time for action!
SDP Prime: Surrender and be destroyed! *Blows up a retirement home*
Slash: Uhh, according to the map we're in florida, we were supposed to destroy canada. I think.
Shadow: We'll get there eventually. I mean, how often do we get to take SDP Prime out? Let's have some fun.
SDP Prime: Destruction is the right of all sentient beings! *Fires beams out of his eyes and blows up another building*
Katt: Kinda figured you had a hand in creating this, *Examines her outfit which has a large arrow pointing at her crotch saying 'Put cock here'*
Mindy: Ooh I like, *Dances around in her suit which is barely more than a few scraps of fabric that barely covers her nipples and crotch and is attached by spaghetti straps*
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DMX: Hey! I was inspirated that night. I just made the suits for every girl in the SDP and made them look great!
Dot: You're a pervert!
DMX: And Shadow made yours.
Dot: No kidding. *Flatstares, one claw on her hips while pointing over to her chest with her other finger where hand marks are placed on top of each of her boobs*
DMX: Well that's pretty graphic. Are we underwater or something by the way? That turtle's trying to tear through the windows. *Points towards a sea mutant banging on the windows of the SDP Prime's head*
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Shadow: Don't worry, we came prepared for just such an emergency! Mindy, you're up!
Mindy: Kay, *Walks up to the visors and lifts up her top.*
*The mutant suddenly fires blood out of it's nostrils and passes out.*
Mindy: *Lowers her top* All done.
Shadow: Good, alright SDP Prime, onward to alaska! It's time to show those bears who's in charge!
Slash: Wait I thought we were, oh nevermind you'll just forget.
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*Epic travel music from Chrono Trigger starts playing*
DMX: Onwards to new horizons! Raise the flags! Engage!
Dot: This isn't a ship from a video game! And you're not the captain.
DMX: *Randomly babbles commands for a few more minutes* ...and most important of all. Who's going to make me a sandwhich?!
Dot: *Looks away from DMX and over to Katt* I propose mutiny. But the question is, how do we take care of both of them? Both of them believe to be the alpha.
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Katt: Not to mention if we use any sort of logic it won't work. Their very nature defies the laws of physics and logic. We need a crazy plan that is made up on the spot and has no hope of possibly working on someone with any shred of intelligence. I GOT IT! RING RING! *Pretends to pick up her phone* Yes? Okay got it. HEY Shadow! That was Renamon, she said she's at the arctic circle. She's naked and she has a pizza.
Shadow: *Jumps out of SDP prime's head and starts running north* PIZZA!
Katt: Well, that takes care of my idiot. Your turn.
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Dot: Hmmm... I'll need some thorough thinking to acquire a viable target who'll suffice in extracting my brother from-
DMX: *Jumps out of SDP Prime* JERONIMOOOO! WHEEEE! I LOVE PARACHUTING!
Dot: Oh well. Him being so impulsive and being unable to sit still makes my job easier.
Computer: Error. Two passengers have just been ejected without parachutes. Warning, proceed to launch hatch for recovery.
Dot: *Flips security computer off* They'll be fine.
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Katt: Yeah, I mean how much trouble could they possibly cause without supervision?
*Antartica*
Shadow: Hey, where's the renamon? And my pizza? I bet she's stuck in these giant ice-cubes! I SHALL FREE YOU PIZZA! SHADOKEN! *Begins fire shadokens at the polar ice-caps*
*SDP Prime*
Katt: So, we've taken care of those two and commandeered a giant robot. Now what should we do with it? *Examines the control panel* I wonder what some of these buttons do, H.ER. mode? Oh don't tell me they made the robot so it can change genders, *Pushes the button*
SDP Prime: Human ERadication mode activated. *Armor plating slides around to reveal countless lasers and missile launchers* Human eradication beggining. *Begins pulling out nuclear warheads and throwing them around like footballs*
Katt: Oops. Wanna just say Shadow did it and move to another earth?
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Dot: Good plan! I don't want to get blamed for this apocalypse. Not while I'm working so hard for my Ph.D. in ecology. *Walkes over to the escape pods* Hmm, we need a code to pass... but brother said he would input them. Any idea what it could be?
*Air*
DMX: *Falling through* Hey, this is like a dream. I'M FLY- *Crashes against the dry floor of Africa, somehow* Oww, that's gonna leave a mark. *Stands up, finding himself next to a boot camp* Huh, where am I?
Guy with Megaphone: ITPITPAIHNGPSLMAFAKSF! RAR!
DMX: That guy seems to know about technology. He knows about compression programs.
Executor with giant tin axe: *Decaptiates a person*
DMX: That one must be the chef.
Masked guy with chainsaw: *Running around with chainsaw, following two commando-dressed humans*
DMX: Dunno who that is, but those two seem to need my help! Need some background music! *Sets recorder to play Welcome to the Jungle by Guns 'n Roses and chases after Chris and Sheva*
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Katt: Hmmm, what would someone as complex as DMX put as a password. *Clicks on the keyboard*
Enter password: BOOBIES.
Katt: If this works I sadly will not be surprised.
*Antartica*
Shadow: *Standing on a small patch of ice looking around* Aww, all that ice and I just found this junk, *Looks out at a caveman, noah's ark, the ark of the covenant,* Oh well, at least I got this cool frisbee! *Holds up one of the stone slabs that has 5 of the 10 commandments on it* Fly frisbee! *Throws the slab which flies two feet then sinks in the water* Awww, I lost my frisbee. Oh well, at least I still have this cool stick, *Holds up a rod* Wonder if it'd make a good bat, *Swings the rod and it suddenly starts raining frogs* Wow, crazy weather they get up here.
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