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Wow, that sure's some action for a small gift! *Little cut on his cheek, a large car window piece having impaled a van behind him* Now all we need is OH GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT?! *Points*
Dot: They are the squirrels you planted in Khorne's house in the other intro thread. They are decapitating and devouring flesh like little devils!
DMX: Weird. Squirrels aren't supposed do that.
Dot: You aren't supposed to feed them plutonium and beer either!
DMX: Hey, I thought getting them drunk would spice up the fun.
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(02-18-2009 07:04 PM)Shadowknight Wrote: Shadow: OOH! I can help with that! *Hands begin glowing with dark energy* SHADOKEN! *Fires off a giant beam of energy and blows up an orphanage* Hehe, that was fun, now for getting that car outside, *Snaps his fingers and the car vanishes* Kay, car's outside.
*Outside destroyed orphanage*
Orphan: Wow, good thing I went outside to play today, I was spared a horrible death *Car appears over him and falls on Orphan* Hmm... wait a second i know from personal experience that orphanages don't explode from energy blasts.*Checks the ruins* My god that orphanage was really a meth lab you're a hero.
Random Guy: But what about the orpan
Me:Oh he died a horrible death, but aside from that A HERO!
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Slash: What? Shadow did something good?
Katt: Well, you blow up countless orphanages odds are at least one of them is gonna be a meth lab.
Shadow: It's not countless, here, *un-rolls a roll of paper, millions of numbers on it* to date I have blown up 3141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 orphanages.
Katt: Really? Figured it'd be more than that.
Slash: Hey wait a second, DMX! Those squirrels, you didn't take that beer from my fridge did you?
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Dot: Are you EVEN paying attention to the fact those squirrels are now highly radioactive?! *Squirrels suddenly grow extra arms and claws, and become ten times bigger in size* Eek! They are mutating!
DMX: C'mon Slash. We're drinking buddies, I wouldn't take from your refri without your permission! *Smoke coming out of Slash's room* But that security system you have in there sure is mean to dragons.
Mutants: GRRRROAR! *Grinding trees with large teeth*
DMX: MY TREE HOUSE!!
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Slash: Well, that's not a good thing. Now I'm gonna have to go to the store and get more beer.
Shadow: ROADTRIP!
Katt: Um, yeah, so we're just gonna ignore the squirrels then?
Shadow: No, we shall live with them, learn their language, breed with their women, and in time our two species will find peace.
Slash: That is so stupid, I'm gonna go find something to strike you with excuse me.
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Wanted to greet the new Shadow with some pie. *Grins and gives him a cart of pie and leaves before the chaos happens.*
Hope things will be awesome and welcome aboard the DaD!~
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DMX: Hey, that's not stupid Slash. I wanna get laid with large sexy lizard alien babes!
Dot: You know they're talking about the mutant squirrels, right?
DMX: Oh... *Flying saucer crash lands nearby* Think we should go in?
Dot: Why is it one disaster after another?!
DMX: Hey, nothing's blown up yet. *Takes out The Mask's ginormous, car-sized guns* But that's gonna change now. No one messes with my treehouse! *Blip* *Flags come out of the guns*
Dot: I still need to get over him being traumatized by television. *Sudden explosion* Wha?! *Squirrel parts scattered across the land*
DMX: *Smoke comes out of the now molten cannons of the guns* Doesn't mean I don't have my own powers. *Blows smoke off the guns nonchalantly, before flags come out and hit him in the face* SONUVA! *Compacts both large guns into scrap heap cubes with his claws and hurls it away*
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Shadow: *Approaches the alien ship* If you come in peace prepare to be destroyed, if you come to make war prepare to be destroyed in a most painful and gruesome manner.
Slash: I swear if you were a U.S. negotiator canada would nuke us.
*Canada*
Katt: This is Katt live from, why the hell am I doing this?
*STICK TO THE SCRIPT!*
Katt: *Sigh* This is Katt live from Canada with an interview with a real Canadian. What is your response to wheither or not you'd nuke the U.S. if Shadow was a negotiator?
Canadian: He seems like an okay guy, I think we'd get along fine.
*Back*
Shadow: HOCKEY SUCKS!
*Canada*
Canadian: *Suddenly armed to the teeth with numerous assault rifles and RPGs* SDP MUST DIE!
Katt: Great diplomatic work there Shadow.
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DMX: I got an idea! *Snaps fingers a la Jim Carrey, Katt's breasts and butt expanding* There, that will give us peace with Canada. Don't anger them by the way. I like mapple syrup! *alien ship opens and out comes a large wave of mapple syrup, followed by two lumberjacks* Hey, those are not alien babes.
Dot: Huh? Mapple syrup and lumberjacks are extra-terrestrial?
*Base at Canada*
Commander: Prepare to launch ze missiles to SDP Mannor located in *static* at point A0063!
*Back at SDP Mansion*
DMX: Great going Dot. I had probably won them over with sexy reporter Katt, and you had to insult their aliens.
*Back at Canada*
Commander: On, toi... three!
Missile Launcher: ??
General: He keeps getting confused between french and english.
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Katt: DMX YOU ARE SO DEAD FOR THIS!
*Back*
Shadow: I knew this day would come! SDP MANOR! ACTIVATE SECURITY PROTOCOL CANADIAN TERRORISTS!
*SDP mansion suddenly rises up on two large robotic legs and transforms into a giant robot*
SDP Robot: I am, SDP PRIME!
Shadow: This is it, I knew those canadian terrorists would make their move eventually. Let's go SDP Prime!
*All SDP members are suddenly transported inside SDP Prime in battle costumes*
Katt: *Examines herself* Well, at least my body's back to normal.
Shadow: Alright SDP Prime, seek and destroy!
SDP Prime: Your time has come Al'jaMaple. *Storms across the landscape towards Florida*
Katt: Since Shadow and DMX are idiots with a combined intellect of -2 I can only assume you had something to do with the giant robot Dot.
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