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DMX: Hey! You know what? That's true *Kicks down barried and walks out* That's what I get for employing gnomes to build defenses. Oh well guess World War III will be cheaper.
Dot: Whoo! Did someone name a future repercussion of the Second World War?
DMX: No I said I'd go for a run around that mountain.
Dot: Oww, but I wanted to make reference to the World's history!
DMX: You got a library to your right.
Dot: It's not funny if there's no-one listening.
DMX: Alright then! Who votes for listening to History and who for making History!
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AWL: i vote for both! i like listening to History, and i like making it as well!
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Kurtz: I'll vote! If it keeps her away from you, I'll take her to listen to it! *smirk*
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DMX: That's omnious and biased, let's decide this in the only possible way it could be solved! *Snaps fingers*
Dot: *Suddenly with her bikini falls into a mud pool* HEY! This isn't the only way!
DMX: Consider it a gift.
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Kurtz: Course, I'm not complaining. *smirks deviously and walks to the side of the mudpool*
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AWL: now that's what i call a dirty girl! *chuckles*
Torpedo Girl: *smashes through AWL, sending him flying* THAT WASNT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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DMX: Dude, leave humor to the pros. *Spins a spoon between his fingers*
Reno: What are you doing?
DMX: I always found it funny to prove wrong Morpheus' assumptions. THERE IS A SPOON RIGHT HERE!
Reno: Wait- then that's why you took Peter to that skycrapper?
DMX: Well, he said he wanted to fly.
Reno: How did you convince him it would work?
DMX: I never said it'd work. But I got myself some bucks, anybody up for a digging challenge? I'll be the judge.
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Disturbed: This reminds me of that "Pretty Dirty" joke I pulled a while back?
Saphire: What happened?
Disturbed: I threw dirt at Dot
Saphire: Thats mean!
Disturbed: Was still funny.
Saphire: *casts Mudslide and Disturbed gets swept away by an avalanche of moving mud* No that was funny.
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Kurtz: *starts walking into the mudpit* Too hawt. *approaches* Excuse me ma'am, are you in good need of a clean?
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AWL: *flying away like a baseball hit by a baseball bat* aaahhh!! there goes my job as a comedian!!!
Torpedo Girl: *smashes him again, this time sending him 50ft into the earth* THAT WANT FUNNY EITHER!!!
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