Marill

[Crimson Fox]

Heya, welcome to the boards, Marill! Happy posting and all that.

Crimson: Well since the wheel is broken I'll have to do this. *presses button*

*a giant cake rolls itself into the room*

Crimson: Huh, where's my trapdoor...I mean enjoy the cake!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

I see and I hope you remember certain things when you are here....

This is a mecca of friends and thus, please make sure you are kind to thy neighbor.
Understand that we like to help within our means.
Think of this place as a rainbow after a summer rain, so perfect and continues on forever and ever.

Whatever you do, don't eat the pie that ticks....

Make sure each day is more special then the rest, and that each day you learn something new. I wish you luck... and Hope you do well in all you wish to achieve.

Welcome to the DaD!

[Shadowknight]

measurements? as I said before, they're for Altimas' eyes and ears ^^

Shadow: I get what you're saying, *Pulls out a pair of scissors and pliers* Hey Altima can I borrow a few things for a second?

[Altima]

ALTIMA: @_@ C> *sweatdrops* uhm..w-wrong guy? god! why does my life have to be so fucked up?

ME: I think he meant me, numbnuts...

ALTIMA: hey! don't make fun of the fact that I haven't yiffed someo-

ME: *ahem* we are supposed to be NICE here...

[Marill]

Well thank you guys! I guess I could get used to this... and NO! Bad SHADOW NIGHT!!!! don't hurt him! or no measuremenst for you! *makes a face like shes gonna pull all his pubes out and shove them up his nose*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Meh, an Altima's an Altima. Just let me borrow your eyes and ears for a bit. I'll give them back.

Brock: You! What did you do to Ash?

Shadow: *Looks back* Did I forget to lock that door?

Brock: Onix go! *Large rock serpent appears*

Shadow: Slashmon I choose you!

Slashmon: *Appears out of nowhere dripping wet* Can't a mon take a shower in peace?

Brock: Onix, use tackle!

Shadow: Slash, dodge it with your agility!

Slashmon: My what now? *Onix crashes into him*

Shadow: Okay, use fury swipes!

Slashmon: What the hell are you talking about!?

Shadow: Use payday!

Slashmon: That's it I'm dealing with this my way. *Charges past Onix and grabs Brock, placing a claw to his throat* Listen snake, rock, thing, either you leave or your friend here does. Get it?

Onix: *Burrows underground and leaves*

Shadow: YAY I WIN!

Slashmon: You win? All you did was shout stuff at me.

[Lover Mama]

Welcome Marill!

I hope you enjoy your stay.. despite all of the guys messing with you already. You know how they can be.

*locks the door the all of the crazy pokemon people keep coming through.*

That should make things a bit quieter.. Well, not really, but fewer characters that don't belong.


Yall don't have too much fun now!

[The Mercenary]

Mer: *kick the door making it fall to the ground* Hey! who lock me with that creatures *A large number of pokemon coming inside* YAY! A Pikachu! *Grabs the pikachu*

Pikachu: Hey you stupid what do you think you are doing? *uses Thunder in Mer*

Mer: WAAA! *fall to the floor*I throught the Pokemons can't speak!

Pikachu: Hey do I look like saying pika pika all the time? What I should say something so stupid?

[DragonMasterX]

You know, that makes a lot of sense now that I think 'bout it. Who's in for a par-tay with stake burning?! *Prepares a flamethrower*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Slash, I choose you!

Slashmon: I swear I'm gonna slit your throat when you sleep for this. *Walks towards a random pikachu* Hey little mouse, *Pops out is claws and smiles darkly making sure to show his razor sharp teeth* run.

Pikachu: Pika, *Runs away* PIKAAAAAAAAAA!!

Slashmon: I love this game, *Chases after him*