Your weirdest wet dream

[UnknownH]

Thank you for the erection XD

And thus, I am proven right.
Also, T that's normal for you. Weirdly enough.

[Humon]

Okay, this wasn't a wet dream but it was weird with capital leter of W.

There were these people a pregnant asian lady, me, some random black people, and some lolitas, whom were spending night over at some guy's and her wife's place and everyone went to sauna together, when suddenly the guy starts stabbing himself to his shoulder with a piece of a glass screaming that unless they all start shitting all over the place and his wife, he'll murder their families. (??!?!)

Just then, the wall explodes and in flies a super hero by the name "Hawkman" who was carrying a boom box that constantly repeated his theme song.

Hawkman!
(Oooooo)
It's da Hawkmon!!
(OOOOO!!!)

Hawkman was so over ridiculously powerful that he knew all attacks of every super hero ever made. Anyway, the Hawkman basically raised the weird people out and carried them somewhere when suddenly his wrist watch began to ring and he was told that the Venom symbiot was on rampage. So he went to X-men headquarters (aparentely, he was the leader because Cyclops sucked too much ass) and each time each X-men was zoomed in they chanted "I am the X-men! I am the X-men!!"

Then they all left, lead by Hawkman who was affected by the symbiot and he became very evil. Some random black chick yells "Holy shit, what sort of a monster is this, Hawkman went down from one hit!!"

Aparentely, this was all from Spiderman 3 that me and my mother were watching at movie theaters. I basically went "Uhh that wasn't really how it went.... Really..." while my mom was basically just going O___O

Then the transexual Freddy Krueger appeared riding a huge albino gorilla with feet made of metal. "Ah, ah, this time I shall win!" was basically all she chanted while ejaculating all over X-men. They all exploded.

I woke up.

wow... ... ... I want that dream!

[MISTER BIG T]

But you can't have it, it's all mine! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Erethzium]

lol. XD

me having wet dreams or non-wet is irrelevant. 9/10 days i wake up with an erection, even if i dont remember the dream.

[Humon]

damn... please, share T_T =p