You might be a redneck...

[Kalyx]

You might be a redneck...if your lawn furniture consists of tattered and torn old couches and arm chairs...with critters living inside.

[Ghostiemon]

you might be a redkneck if you run america

[Kalyx]

You might be a redneck if your cologne consists of motor oil & gasoline fumes.

[Ghostiemon]

you might be a redneck if your last name is bush

[Kalyx]

You might be a redneck if you have to sidestep piles of doggy doo just to get the mail.

[Fallen hearts]

From Jeff foxworthy.. but they are funny..


If you own a home that is mobile, and fourteen cars that aren't... You might be a redneck.

If you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income... You might be a redneck


If your family tree does not fork.... You might be a redneck


If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.. You might be a redneck


If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband... You might be a redneck

If your richest relative buys a house, and you have to go help take the wheels off of it... You might be a redneck

[Niyara]

If your bedroom activities involve many of the same implements as a rodeo... You might be a redneck..

[Wild eagle]

If you have more guns than the US Marine Corp.. You might be a redneck.

[Fallen hearts]

If you go to the family reunion to meet women... You might be a redneck.