You might be a redneck...

[mentalguy]

Post your own versions of it.





If you ever took a RV to a drive-in movie, you might be a redneck.

[Gol22]

You know your a redneck if your gun-rack has a gun on it.

[Erethzium]

you might be a redneck if you use a mac

[Gol22]

You know your a redneck if you think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

[Erethzium]

you might be a redneck if your dog is actually a cow named bessie

[Gol22]

You know your a red neck if you think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

[Calibremon]

Fresh from the Jeff Foxworthy Archives:

You might be a redneck if...

...The only time you skydived wasn't on purpose.
...You think 'home security' means taking the front steps with you.
...Your porch collapsed and at least two dogs were lost in the accident
...starting your truck wakes at least 12 cats.

[Erethzium]

you might be a redneck if you fish with frogs

[randomgibberish]

Your family tree has no forks.

[randomgibberish]

You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".