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DMX: *Comes back inside chewing on the remains of a torso* (Munch) Hey! Want (Munch) some (Squishing sound) ribs? (Munch munch) They are great! *Crushes the floating ribs between his fangs, splurting some blood over the other remains of a blue jacket*
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Crimson: Nah, nerds are too greasy. *munches on the remains of a soldier instead* Mmmm, courage.
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Slashmon: Remember to eat the heart, that's where you get the courage. The juicy courage.
Shadow: Weren't you gonna eat that goat?
Slashmon: *Picks up a large mallet* Good point. *Grabs the goat and runs into another room* Don't worry, this won't hurt... MUCH!! *Loud crashing sound and the goat flies through the wall and out the other wall and across the horizon* oops, *Sticks head out of hole* Forgot, you want to use a downward strike to the head not a golf swing. Oh well, plenty more where he came. Shadow where's your cloning machine at again?
Shadow: Third door on the left, why?
Slashmon: I wanna dust it off and make it pretty... What do you think? I wanna make another goat.
Shadow: you need it's DNA.
Slashmon: *Holds up a bloody hammer* Got it, and then some.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.