Happy Holidays!

[UnknownH]

I guess if you really like your tea you could do that.

[Renamon_S3]

That I do.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I got therapy! Aren't the holidays wonderful? Hey- Mr. Wise? Pardon- but how does one convert from one's self from Catholic to Jew?

[UnknownH]

I'm not wise but I think first, you throw out all your pork and you get circumsized. But ask anonmon. He's more religious knowing.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I'm one step ahead then! So all I have to do now- is get rid of pork?

[UnknownH]

All I know is jewish people don't eat pork. I don't know very much about them. *shrug*

[Renamon_S3]

Well, Jesus can't be your savior. That's another big requirement.
And a big nose, and good accounting skills.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

I'm not wise but I think first, you throw out all your pork and you get circumsized.

And you let your beard grow and you get one of those little hats that Gawd-knows-why they stay on top of their heads.

[Renamon_S3]

Ooh, and you have to be a scrooge with money!

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Ooh, and you have to be a scrooge with money!

Not that much, only making money the center of your existence.