10-17-2006, 07:47 PM
ok... Have any of you been caught naked before? Without becoming a news sensation of course! O.o
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Streaking...
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10-17-2006, 07:48 PM
You don't watch the Bears games much do you?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
10-17-2006, 07:51 PM
I've done it in almost every fast food place in town. Several dressing rooms, in the confession room at church-
Gun: Father, I have sinned. Last night, I was walking back from work, and I saw a lady drop her bag. I couldn't pick it up in time, she picked it up, and left. Priest: God has forgiven you. Is there anything else? Gun: .... Priest: Young man? Gun: .... Priest: Are you still there? Gun: Sorry- Priest: Are you crying? God has forgiven you, do not fret. Is there anything else for you to confess? Gun: I masturbated- Priest: When was that? Gun: a few seconds ago- and I'm doing it again-
10-17-2006, 07:54 PM
LMAO! THose things are hilarious, one time I went into one just on a dare from my friend, this is what happened.
Shadow: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Dude: Tell me. Shadow: Well, I, *Farts really loudly* Gotta go! *Bolts out of the confessional and out the church door, the whole time him screaming at me* Yeah, I've totally secured my place in hell.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
10-17-2006, 07:58 PM
LOL!! At least I have someone to wait for now! Hell won't be so bad with you in it! It'd be WORSE (for them)- and we can totally overthrow Satan off the throne!
10-17-2006, 08:02 PM
Okay let me just check this, *Rolls out a sheet of paper*
America: Shredded. Romania: Pwned. Argentina: Decimated. Mexico: El destroyed. Hell: next. Heaven: Next next. Universe: soon.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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