Favorite Quotes

[That One Internet Guy]

What's your favorite quote from a video game?

Mine is from Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

*Ballistic Missile is launched towards fighters, general panic*
*Missile blows up in mid-air*
Pilot: What the hell was that?!
Other Pilot: ...Was that the Arkbird?
AWACS (commander): Missile vaporized by a laser fired from orbit altitude; It's the Arkbird, we've got the Arkbird (the Arkbird was an orbital weapons platform)

Yours?

[Herr Mullen]

"For great..." No, I'm not saying that.

"Ooo, soft." And, from the same game, "Peace is but a shadow of death, desperate to forget its painful past... Though we hope for promising years. After shedding a thousand tears, yesterday's sorrow constantly nears. And while the moon still shines blue, by dawn, it will turn to scarlet hue."

[senjuro]

I love most of the dialogue from Fear Effect 2.

Rain: "Why do I have to muck around in some stinking basement while you rub elbows, or whatever it is you rub up at that party?"

Hana: "Listen, I can't hack the computers with my breasts, so that part's all up to you."

Rain: "You're going dressed like THAT? Why don't you just go naked?

Hana: "Don't be silly. I'd only be able to hide one gun if I were naked."

Rain: "Speaking of which, try not to wave those around up there. Your guns, that is."

I roared out laughing at that part.

[DragonMasterX]

Spyro The Dragon 2: Ripto's Rage:

Spyro: *Lands on the ground, rolling and stumbling in front of Hunter, the Professor and Elora*

Everyone: *Staring at Spyro weirdly*

Spyro: Hey, stop staring! Haven't you seen a Dragon before?

Ripto: *Laughing* You are a Dragon?

Spyro: Got a problem with that, shorty?

Gotta love that young un'.

Brave Fencer Musashi:

Musashi: Here goes nothing!

Musashi: Hey. You dropped your cape.

Random Boss (forgot the name of the guy before Earths Scroll): Oh damn! Thank you. Uhhh... *Turns around to eye the cliff*

Musashi: Look closer! *Hits Random Boss with Lumina and makes him fall from the cliff*

Random Boss: I'm gonna make you pay for thiiiiiiiiiiiiis! *Falls on the ground*

Koshiro: I was about to win our duel! You were a coward to leave it!

Musashi: Sorry. But deciding who wins by throwing coins up wasn't really my style.

King: *Amazed* WHAT?! What did she call you?

Musashi: *Stops his leaving to turn around* I'm Brave Fencer Musashi. What's up, old man?

I'll have to look for more games...

[Shadowknight]

Brave fencer mushashi had the funniest quotes.

Mushashi: You forgot something! *Throws the giant wrecking ball at the steam robot*

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Musashi: Who did you say was puny!? And why are you guys wearing such stupid costumes?

Fillet: Stupid costumes? Take that back!! You...... You little turd!

Ribson: Please... Princess, Sir Little Turd, calmeth down!

Musashi: The name's Musashi!! You geezer!!

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Fillet: Like, sorry! Got kidnapped again...


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Kojiro: Hahaha! Do not worry! My victory will only take a second of your time.

Fillet: Musashi! Like hurry up and clobber this snob!

Musashi: Okay, okay! Still as loud-mouthed as before... Glad you're alright!


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I could go on and on.

[Herr Mullen]

There is one I forgot. The screen is black, apart from the dialogue boxes, as our heros head down a pitch black tunnel onto a ship.

"What's this? It's soft, and it's squishy..."

"Justin, you pervert!" And then he gets slapped.

In the same game there is a scene where Justin gets to spy on the female baddie's locker room in their barracks.

"All this New Palm heat is giving me a rash down there! Look!"

[KS_Naslund]

Cortana: [on radio] The message just repeats - "Regret. Regret. Regret."

Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Catchy. Any idea what it means?

Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] Hoo-ra!

[That One Internet Guy]

Cortana: [on radio] The message just repeats - "Regret. Regret. Regret."

Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Catchy. Any idea what it means?

Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] Hoo-ra!

That's definately up there for me, too :D

[Renamon_S3]

Me aswell.

[Shadowknight]

Can't believe I forgot this one till now, it was in one of my top favorite games of all time. Lunar 2 Eternal Blue.

Lemina: This isn't a friendly town so watch your backs and keep your hands on your valuables... RONFAR GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS!!

Ronfar: Just following orders ma'am.