What's your favorite quote from a video game?
Mine is from Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
*Ballistic Missile is launched towards fighters, general panic*
*Missile blows up in mid-air*
Pilot: What the hell was that?!
Other Pilot: ...Was that the Arkbird?
AWACS (commander): Missile vaporized by a laser fired from orbit altitude; It's the Arkbird, we've got the Arkbird (the Arkbird was an orbital weapons platform)
Yours?
"For great..." No, I'm not saying that.
"Ooo, soft." And, from the same game, "Peace is but a shadow of death, desperate to forget its painful past... Though we hope for promising years. After shedding a thousand tears, yesterday's sorrow constantly nears. And while the moon still shines blue, by dawn, it will turn to scarlet hue."
I love most of the dialogue from Fear Effect 2.
Rain: "Why do I have to muck around in some stinking basement while you rub elbows, or whatever it is you rub up at that party?"
Hana: "Listen, I can't hack the computers with my breasts, so that part's all up to you."
Rain: "You're going dressed like THAT? Why don't you just go naked?
Hana: "Don't be silly. I'd only be able to hide one gun if I were naked."
Rain: "Speaking of which, try not to wave those around up there. Your guns, that is."
I roared out laughing at that part.
Spyro The Dragon 2: Ripto's Rage:
Quote:Spyro: *Lands on the ground, rolling and stumbling in front of Hunter, the Professor and Elora*
Everyone: *Staring at Spyro weirdly*
Spyro: Hey, stop staring! Haven't you seen a Dragon before?
Quote:Ripto: *Laughing* You are a Dragon?
Spyro: Got a problem with that, shorty?
Gotta love that young un'.
Brave Fencer Musashi:
Quote:Musashi: Here goes nothing!
Quote:Musashi: Hey. You dropped your cape.
Random Boss (forgot the name of the guy before Earths Scroll): Oh damn! Thank you. Uhhh... *Turns around to eye the cliff*
Musashi: Look closer! *Hits Random Boss with Lumina and makes him fall from the cliff*
Random Boss: I'm gonna make you pay for thiiiiiiiiiiiiis! *Falls on the ground*
Quote:Koshiro: I was about to win our duel! You were a coward to leave it!
Musashi: Sorry. But deciding who wins by throwing coins up wasn't really my style.
Quote:King: *Amazed* WHAT?! What did she call you?
Musashi: *Stops his leaving to turn around* I'm Brave Fencer Musashi. What's up, old man?
I'll have to look for more games...
Brave fencer mushashi had the funniest quotes.
Mushashi: You forgot something! *Throws the giant wrecking ball at the steam robot*
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Musashi: Who did you say was puny!? And why are you guys wearing such stupid costumes?
Fillet: Stupid costumes? Take that back!! You...... You little turd!
Ribson: Please... Princess, Sir Little Turd, calmeth down!
Musashi: The name's Musashi!! You geezer!!
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Fillet: Like, sorry! Got kidnapped again...
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Kojiro: Hahaha! Do not worry! My victory will only take a second of your time.
Fillet: Musashi! Like hurry up and clobber this snob!
Musashi: Okay, okay! Still as loud-mouthed as before... Glad you're alright!
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I could go on and on.
There is one I forgot. The screen is black, apart from the dialogue boxes, as our heros head down a pitch black tunnel onto a ship.
"What's this? It's soft, and it's squishy..."
"Justin, you pervert!" And then he gets slapped.
In the same game there is a scene where Justin gets to spy on the female baddie's locker room in their barracks.
"All this New Palm heat is giving me a rash down there! Look!"
Cortana: [on radio] The message just repeats - "Regret. Regret. Regret."
Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] Hoo-ra!
KS_Naslund Wrote:Cortana: [on radio] The message just repeats - "Regret. Regret. Regret."
Miranda Keyes: [on radio on another ship] Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: [on radio on another ship, speaking in the position of a Covenant] Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] Hoo-ra!
That's definately up there for me, too :D
Can't believe I forgot this one till now, it was in one of my top favorite games of all time. Lunar 2 Eternal Blue.
Lemina: This isn't a friendly town so watch your backs and keep your hands on your valuables... RONFAR GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS!!
Ronfar: Just following orders ma'am.