08-10-2006, 01:59 PM
huck Norris's tears cure canser, only problem is he dosent cry.
before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris.
chuck norris sold his soul for his round kicks than kicked the devil and took his soul back
Chuck norris died 12 years ago, deaths just too scared to tell him.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
here is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris
before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris.
chuck norris sold his soul for his round kicks than kicked the devil and took his soul back
Chuck norris died 12 years ago, deaths just too scared to tell him.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
here is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris