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[DragonMasterX]

But how the heck did you manage to put enough brains into this one? It knows how to rewrite legal documents with crayons.

Shodow: I'm smart! *running around in circles with a torch in hands*

DMX: See? That wouldn't be something you'd do.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: You're right, I'm not that stupid. *Stomach rumbles* But I am hungry, *Starts for the kitchen* Oh wait, *picks up a large butchers knife and meat cleaver* Might as well return these to the kitchen while I'm at it, *Glances at watch* DANG! I'M 24 MINUTES LATE FOR MY MIDNIGHT SNACK!! *Starts running off jumping over upturned rugs and countless wires from all the electronics that are in the SDP house*

[DragonMasterX]

Yep, that's the real Shadow. *grabs Shodow from his head*

Shodow: *doing some calculations* Hey, stop bugging me, I'm trying to damn the whole humanity with this clever plan.

DMX: *puts claw on Shodow's waist, then tights grip on his head and rips it from his body, then leaves the dead corpse on the ground* No one replaces Shadow.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Oh, I feel so loved. But you do realize that now you'll have to do my laundry to replace him.

[DragonMasterX]

It is your laundry, or someone trying to conquer the world using *shudders* logic. Besides, isn't there someone else who can do those things? Maybe force a SDP member!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Aren't you an SDP member?

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: Yes, why?

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Well, you said force an SDP member right? Maybe I should get Renamon to do it, girls like all that housework stuff right?

Renamon: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON!?

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: Woo... I didn't know the strangler Renamon was part of the SDP! YAY! *tackles Renamon to the ground and starts nuzzling her while swishing tail happily*

[Shadowknight]

Renamon: BUSY!! *Picks DMX up and throws him onto a couch*

Shadow: Of course she's an SDP member, how many people like Renamon? Plus it's always a good idea to have a super strong and super hot fox around just incase some other group tries to fight us.

Renamon: That's so touching. I though you only saw me as a sex object. *Blushes a bit* I kinda thought you were cute too.

Shadow: Does that mean we're gonna make out?

Renamon: We're having a moment. DON'T RUIN IT!

Shadow: Cute enough not to be strangled? Cute enough for you to give me Rika's number, or e-mail address?

Renamon: Okay the moment passed, *Starts strangling Shadow*