Herr Mullen Reveiws at Random.

[Herr Mullen]

I chose a random letter, which turned out to be K. I selected a random author, which turned out to be Kitsunemonn. Based on the fact that I really don't want to be reading about enemas and I hasve a soft spot for Ken, I chose Unspoken Truths, which began the Glitch series which was never finished.

We have sex with both Kari and Ken.

Well, not us. But Davis does. Let's look at the actual quality.

No indent, unfortunately. Oh, well.

These drink orderings are long, tedious and unnessesary. TK's being a little more spiteful than I think he should be. Asterics are for sums, not grammar.

The dog has strange effects on time and space.

Quite frankly, Davis's brutal manner when dealing with Kari in the bedroom does little to show the love he tells her he feels. Ordering a lady! In my day, you never ordered. You asked and pleaded.

Why didn't we already know Ken had to make a speach? Just who did Mimi say they recieving this lecture from, anyway?

The short twine of events that binds Davis into Ken's web is thin and weak. Davis would proably be too embaressed to sing "If You Were Gay" at Ken.

Smelling the..? Ugh. It's just off-putting.

Goodness, Davis is thick. The sex scene was brief and the characterisations unrealistic. Not a recommended peice.