I am Aser barer of news about the DHZ

[Shadowknight]

Welcome to the DaD. Hope ya have fun!
and dont worry about Shadow, DMX, or Gunter. They're a bit off sometimes, but they really are good people...

Sometimes the only way to remain sane in this crazy world is with a healthy dose of insanity.

[DragonMasterX]

I hate when you turn to the logic side. It scares me.

[DrunkenMunkee]

It scares me too, DMX.*throws a can of beer at Shadow* That should help!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: *Can of beer crashes against Shadow's head*
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OW!! *Rubs a sore spot on head* Who threw that... beer? BEER!! *Chugs the beer* Do you know what time it is!?

Slashmon: I believe it's about 10:23 or 10:24.

Shadow: THAT'S RIGHT!! *Pulls off his over clothes revealing a toga underneath* TOGA PARTY!!

*Countless frat boys from Beta Alpha Beta Epsilon crash through the door*

Frat boy: THE GREAT SHADOW HAS SPOKEN!!

Slashmon: Great, his old frat buddies. This we needed.

Shadow and frat guys: TOGA!! TOGA!! TOGA!!

Frat guy: WE GOT THE KEG!!

Shadow: WE NEED STRIPPERS!!

Frat guy: Reminds me of senior year!

[Harie Krauzer]

Okay then, hello and welcome... I'm begining to wonder if this place will explode or something from what moves from the DHZ to here.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: I wonder if we should warn him about Zephyr?

Slashmon: They're tapping another keg.

Shadow: KEGGER!! WHOO!!

[DragonMasterX]

Shadow: WE NEED STRIPPERS!!

I second that, but add the ''covered in pie'' line between the S and the first exclamation sign.