Important news everyone should read.

[Shadowknight]

On closer inspection there's also a girl named Shifteer. Shifteer, Shafteer, this is too much coincidence, it's gotta be fake.

[DrunkenMunkee]

eh-Zephyr makes a good point. This probably isnt real...

If you look at the link, it isnt actually CNN.com. I realize it could still be from CNN, but that leaves a bit more of a question. Has anyone searched the real CNN site for the document yet?
*goes and checks CNN.com*
I havent found anything...yet...Zephyrs probably right.

[Crimson Fox]

Well, it was worth a good laugh at least.

[UnknownH]

And of course before anyone said anything about this you all belived it.
While I saw something weird about the page and figured it couldn't be real.
Plus I've seen this type of thing before.
So good job everyone. It worked out perfectly.

[Harie Krauzer]

I didn't, why do you think I put quotes around finding?

[Wisemon]

Not so fast, you have to weigh the pros and cons and take your "cures" with caution. While attempting to reduce your risk of cancer, you could end up with AIDS.

[UnknownH]

Good job harrie. You do sound like a smart person.

[Shadowknight]

Not so fast, you have to weigh the pros and cons and take your "cures" with caution. While attempting to reduce your risk of cancer, you could end up with AIDS.

Shadow: With the way medicine is nowadays that's a pretty tame side effect.

*Medicine label*

Take 1 tablet every hour for headaches.

Warning prolonged use may cause:
Seizures, cramps, paralysis, blindness, internal bleeding, high blood pressure, cancer, hepatitus, retardation, mad cow disease, heart conditions, tourettes syndrome, and slight drowziness.

Shadow: I think I'd be happier with the headache.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Wow... Velmont's The Patron Saint of preventing breast cancer! and (more or less) saving lives (unless he gave them AIDS)!!

[mowgly]

http://www.tatom.org/documents/

they must probably be trying to lie. The documents in this page aren't trying to proove much and all the links in reference to parts of the http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm page aren't working so it aint very trustworthy.

True or false who knows (only the fact that swallowing the ejaculatory fluid reduces risk of cancer)

the rest uses up too much names of other people(this usually doesn't develope a urge to argue, but, defining something does) which means it's false.

=p I'm bored

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a true statement can be taken out of a part of a false statement.
a false satement can't be taken out from a true statement.
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