Important news everyone should read.

[UnknownH]

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-S...yshows.htm
Since CNN said it, it must be true.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

True....OMG! That is hilarious....So you should .... I must continue to research into this because if CNN says this, where is the FCC :P....

[Shadowknight]

Wow, some girl said they wouldn't sleep with me even if I had a cure for cancer. Let's see if they still think that way when they find out I do.

[DrakeRR]

That is both hilarious, and such great news. To all guys who find swallowing hot(which is like... 99%):

Good times are coming.

[Harie Krauzer]

Somehow, I don't think this "finding" will be on the news any time soon.

[The Infamous Boss Reo]

I'm doing MY part. Don't forget to help out, citizen!

[Shadowknight]

THE CURE FOR BREAST CANCER IS WITHIN OUR GRASPS! Tell all your lady friends, I'm sure they'll be very happy to find out and more than enthusiastic to prevent cancer for themselves.

Did anyone else notice though that one of the guys name is Shafteer? Remove one E and what do you have? I'm wondering at the authenticity of this now. Or maybe that's just a very funny coincidence.

[DrunkenMunkee]

o.o;

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Thats not suprising. XD

Yeah...Epsilon's gonna be reeeeal happy when he hears this. :3

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Don't forget that Unknown knows lots about computers. He could have hacked this.

[UnknownH]

Actually I wouldn't have to. But you're close.