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Shadow: You saw me on tv?
Slashmon: I told you that prostitute sting was gonna appear on... oh what was that show again? The one with the cops running around with the cameras.
Shadow: Police academy?
Slashmon: No, these were real cops running around doing cop things. You know, the cops get a call, run to the badguy, do their cop thing, and some crew films the cops as they pummel the guy.
Shadow: Police chase?
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Cat-Girl: No, I just saw the report on how you became the leader of a powerful group! *starts jumping up and down excitedly*
DMX: *wags tail as he keeps munching and staring on both of them, raising an eyebrow*
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Shadow: *Still arguing with Slashmon* Are you sure it wasn't police academy? That's the only cop movie I remember watching with you.
Slashmon: yes I'm sure, we watched it right after that horror movie.
Shadow: Which one?
Slashmon: The one where the guy had to cut his leg off with the saw.
Shadow: Charlie and the chocolate factory?
Slashmon: NO! The guy was trapped somewhere and the only way to escape was to use a saw provided by some killer to saw his own leg off.
Shadow: Wizard of Oz?
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Cat-Girl: *notices Slash* AIYEEE!!! THAT's THE ONE I'VE LOOKING FOR ALL MY LIFE!! *clings on Slashmon*
DMX: *finishes Pie and looks around* Hmm... *goes walking over to another house*
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Slashmon: HEY! PUT ME... What the hell am I thinking? I mean: Hello.
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Cat-Girl: I have seen you act so brave and wild in those porn movies! You are so hot!
DMX: *tongue barely out his mouth as he moves a claw inside a window to get a Pie*
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Slashmon: Wanna go somewhere and make our own little Movie?
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Cat-Girl: YOU WILD BEAST! *throws arms around Slash and yelps like those girls in rock-concerts when the rock star touches their hands*
DMX: GOTCHA! *takes out Pie from house* YES!
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Old lady: DAMN YOU STUPID KIDS!!
Shadow: DMX you shouldn't steal from old people. *Picks up a brown paper bag* You should put flaming dog turds on their front porch ring the bell and run like a rabid squirrel is chasing you.
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DMX: I say everyone has his own style *munches Pie while he's being repeatedly hit with a rolling stick from the old lady, aparently not even noticing*
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