06-09-2006, 02:47 AM
I have a wide collection of souls, want some? *offers packet as though it were popcorn*
| Poll: What do your Digimon fantasies include? You do not have permission to vote in this poll. |
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| Pure, Hard Sex | 2 | 8.70% | |
| Romantic, Lover's Sex | 9 | 39.13% | |
| Cute, Snuggly, Cuddly Stuff | 4 | 17.39% | |
| Terrorist Dance Party | 3 | 13.04% | |
| Other | 5 | 21.74% | |
| Total | 23 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Cuddling Or...Harder
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06-09-2006, 03:01 AM
Dark-Shadow: I FEAST UPON ONLY THE SOULS OF THE YOUNG, SOULS THAT HAVE BEEN DAMAGED AND TAINTED BY THE EVILS OF THE WORLD DO NOT HAVE SUCH A SWEET AND DELICTABLE FLAVOR TO THEM!!
Shadow: Ya got any pizza? Dark-Shadow: I WILL ALSO FEAST UPON PIZZA!! GIVE IT TO ME NOW FOOLISH MORTAL!! OR I SHALL RAIN MY UNHOLY DEATH DOWN UPON YOUR VILLAGE!! Sahdow: Don't threaten my friends like that.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
06-09-2006, 03:35 AM
*examines packet of souls* Haven't I tainted them enough? Okay- let me go get pizza- I'll be right bac- WAIT A SECOND- WHAT AM I DOING!?
*uses great SPAMMING powers to summon pizza* Wait- what kind?
06-09-2006, 03:41 AM
Dark-Shadow: MAKE MINE COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF A STILL BREATHING INFANT!! WITH A SIDE ORDER OF HUMAN HEARTS!!
Shadow: I'll have a large cheese.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
06-09-2006, 03:50 AM
Dark-Shadow: I WISH FOR THEM TO BE STILL BEATING!! BRING ME THE HUMAN AND I SHALL RIP IT'S HEART OUT MYSELF!!
Shadow: What and get blood on my clothes? No thanks, and I'm not eating that.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
06-09-2006, 03:41 PM
yep Gun is back....and you could tell by the way he creates funny and weird situations like this one....
Barney: HEY BOYS AND GIRLS!!! ....HI SHADOW I LOVE YOU lonelygabu: :shock: 
06-09-2006, 04:37 PM
Dark-Shadow: DO I EVEN NEED TO ASK!?
Shadow: Nope. *Dark-Shadow takes over and Shadow enters his full demonic form* Demon-Shadow: YOUR PAIN SHALL BE TWO FOLD!! *Charges forwrd driving his claws through barney's chest, then kicks him a few times, slashes at him with his other hand, and bites his arm off, then throws him into the air and red and dark energy begin forming in his two hands* SHADOW HADOKEN!!! Barney: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Screams in unimaginable pain as he is engulfed by the attack and every atom in his body is ripped apart* *Reverts to human form* Shadow: Do the words "Self control" mean anything to you? Dark-Shadow: I STAND BY MY EARLIER STATEMENT!! YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH RESULTS!!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
06-10-2006, 12:40 AM
Terrorist Dance Party?
Insurgent 1: Allah! Backa-lacka-dakka, dakka, Jihad! *Music plays. Men dressed in light, desert camouflage start shuffling about* Insurgent 2: Dakka, Dakka! *Insurgent 1 herds in a Gabumon* Insurgent 3: *Raising weapon to the ceiling* Shirpa, Shirpa, A-Backala! Gabumon: Ummm.... *Starts doing the Charleston* *Music abrubtly stops. The men stare at Gabumon's moves* All Insurgents: Infidel! *Gabumon gulps, seeing weapons train on him* Inurgent 1: Infidel! Acka-shu-shu. Mala-mala-Backala! Gabumon: Look, Dick Chaney! *Insurgents drop to the floor, some screaming for Allah. Their weapons sprawl along the floor. Gabumon runs to the door and outside.* |
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