Jeannette, Ruby and Foundling's Hot Date!

[Princess Norika]

....I'll make this quick and hot!

Ruby: Ohhhh, ohhhhh oh Jeannette I want to cum over you....yes! Yes! Mmmmm....oh goddess!!! (pant pant)
Me: Ruuuuuuuuby!!! Oh yesssss!!! Mmmmmm!

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

Prince Foundling: *Draws her sword* C'mon, you! Let's battle!

Sphinx: You're gonna stab me with that puny thing?

*The Sphinx pounces Prince Foundling and tackles her, but not before the girl-prince manages to ram her blunt sword right in the she-beast's asshole.*

Prince Foundling: HAH! Gotcha now!

Sphinx: Me-YEOW! Ooh, it's been a long time since someone's done that!

*The Sphinx laps at Prince Foundling's face with her tongue, and they start kissing and groping each other.*

Sacarissa: Goddammit! She's supposed to be fucking me! Your girlfriend is stealing my girlfriend!

Little Red Tab: Yeah, she does that. *Grabs Sacarissa and kisses her cheek* Wanna fuck me, cutie-pie?

Sacarissa: *sigh* 'Kay.

*Little Red Tab locks her mouth over Sacarissa's, and gently pushes the younger girl onto her back. She reaches down and teases the girl's pussy with her fingers, and then starts licking her ear.*

Little Red Tab: Ooh, do you like how I'm molesting your adorable little cunt, sweetie?

Sacarissa: OH SHIT YES! *She's gotten so used to being pawed by the Sphinx, she's forgotten the more precise pleasures that two girls can share...*

[Princess Norika]

....we kiss each other goodnight.

Ruby: Take your dick outta me before you doze off, okay? Tommorrow, we go shopping, but first thing tommorrow...*yawn*, you give me a massage, okay? Promise me my love?

Me: Anything for you Ruby. Looking forward to the wedding?

Ruby: Yes, sure am. (yawns) Let me have my 40 winkies, please...?

Me: Aiya, so tired. Oyasumi, Ruby-chan.

Ruby: Love ya! (kiss)

*zzzzzzz*

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

Quick update, because I am rapidly running out of ideas, and it's intolerably cold here in Massachusetts:

Sacarissa: *In sexy reclining pose* Will you fuck me proper, Little Red Tab? Will you ravage my little pussy?

Little Red Tab: Just give me a minute, luv. Haven't done this in a while. *She mutters an incantation that Ruby taught her a long time ago, and slowly, her clit enlarges into a sort of pseudo-penis. It's not terribly impressive, being only 2 or 3 inches long, but its thickness is almost the same as that of a man.*

Sacarissa: Ooh, you have such a cute little prick!

Little Red Tab: Actually, it's my clit. Feel free to touch it.

*Sacarissa takes Little Red Tab's clit in her hands and massages it, kissing the tip and licking the underside. She then takes the whole thing into her mouth, and uses her free hands to finger Little Red Tab's vulva, which hasn't been turned into a scrotum. And all the while, her lover is trying to keep from having a heart attack, since, while her enlarged clit may not be a long as a proper penis, it is a great deal more sensitive, and therefore, she's receiving an obscene amount of pleasure.*

[Princess Norika]

....Begins!

We start as we return to my mansion, near Digital Freedom Inc. (A Jeannette Takenouchi Company!) It's a little later in the morning, around 10:30. I have a meeting to go to in the afternoon, plus I get some important emails, both business, pleasure and erotic! But first,a quickie by myself before my breakfast. I still have my golden 'living' skin, I have my sexy girly prick, my hot bod and my muscles. Ruby is a good cook, too. She and Anita Arukeni and Blossy help. Meanwhile, I barefoot it to the shower, I want to get clean and I want to masturbate...!

(changes skin colour for a while to Geisha White, with red lipstick, nice mascara and eyeshadow and pink blusher)

I step into the shower, turn it on, and start to wash my hair (now purple instead of blonde).

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

GM: As Queen Jeannette and Ruby begin their first day as an official couple, our heroes in the woods are about to begin their first day on a rather dangerous but highly pornographic adventure. And they'll be starting their day with a very rude awakening indeed...

*The four girls are woken up by a very loud and persistent grumbling noise...*

Foundling: Damn it all, Sphinx. You snore too loudly.

Sphinx: 'S not me, luv.

Little Red Tab: Maybe it's a giant?

Sphinx: Not likely. If it were a giant, we'd be hearing a slow series of thuds. But we're instead hearing a loud grumble, like wheels or summat.

Sacarissa: Wheels... like, oh I don't know, CARRIAGE wheels? *Her eyes are wide, with dilated pupils, and she's turning very white, and looking off in the distance...*

Sphinx: What are you talking about, gosling...? *She scans the forest until she can see what Sacarissa is looking at, and then she suddenly steps in front of the other girls, her feline body arched sharply, her claws digging into the ground...*

Sacarissa: BIG carriage wheels... drawn by a BIG boar...

Little Red Tab: Sweetie, are you all right? *Now she sees what's going on, and she grabs Sacarissa's arms, pulling her into a protective bear hug...*

Prince Foundling: What the bloody Hell is... *She finally sees it* Oohhh Christ... THERE'S A BIG BOAR-DRAWN CARRIAGE COMING RIGHT AT US!

*Almost intinctively, she leaps onto the Sphinx's back, and they pounce at the giant boar, while Little Red Tab pulls Sacarissa out of the way. The Boar and Sphinx collide with the sound of a feline yowl and a fierce animal cry. Prince Foundling leaps off the Sphinx's back just as the poor creature's momentum is reversed by the momentum of the boar, which sends the Sphinx hurtling into a tree. Prince Foundling balances precariously on the angry beast's bottom lip, and then rides the bridge of it's snout, and, using a tusk to anchor herself, she delivers a blow right between the creature's eyes.*

*The creature screams and rears its head, almost impaling Prince Foundling's bare ass (fortunately for everyone, it missed by several inches). The girl-prince is thrown off and lands in a very fortuitous stream nearby. The boar finally loses control and, breaking ties with its carriage, charges madly about, before finally toppling to the ground. And the carriage flies forward until one of its wheels grows too hot and breaks away from the axles, veering off into a tree, and then the carriage falls over, eliciting screams from its occupants, and effectively ending the crisis at hand.*

*The carriage door is kicked open, and a very large, and very pissed-off man breaks out. This is Andarog*

Andarog: Arright, who's the fuckin' cunt who beat up Ass-Raper?

Prince Foundling: Ass-Raper...?

Andarog: My boar! You beat up my bloody boar!

Prince Foundling: Oh get a horse, you lunatic! Why the fuck would you have a savage boar pull a carriage?!

Ass-Raper: Hey! I resent that! I'm intelligent enough to talk!

Prince Foundling: ...? I've got to get out of these woods...

Voice from inside the carriage: What is going on? Was anyone hurt?

Andarog: *grin* Oh plenty were hurt, Miss Euphony. Ass-Raper was beaten up, this bitch got thrown, and we managed to knock a Sphinx for seven yards! Heh, I broke my own record for Sphinx-tossing!

*Euphony emerges from the carriage. She is stunning, with a tall and voluptuous figure, magnificent brown eyes, and long red curls. She may not be as busty as a queen, but, wearing only a black silk robe which exposes all of her important features, she could definitely capture plenty of hearts.*

Euphony: *surveying the scene before her* Oh damn... *she casts a large healing spell, effectively restoring everyone* Well, hello all. Name's Euphony Thered. This is sort of awkward, but do any of you know the way to Rapunzel's Tower?

*All the girls just stand there, gaping at this beautiful woman standing before them.*

Euphony: Damn it. This always happens. 'Kay, could any of you cuties escort me to the tower? I assure you, you'll be rewarded most generously.

All three girls: *in unison* OKAY.

Sphinx: You may ride on my back, milady.

Euphony: Very well.

*They ride off, with Euphony riding upfront, awhile Prince Foundling has her arms wrapped around her waist, and her head rests on the girl's shoulder, with the other two holding onto her own waist.*

Euphony: If you don't mind my asking, what are three girls and a sphinx doing lying naked in the middle of the woods?

Prince Foundling: Oh, just fucking each other's brains out. Why are you heading out to Rapunzel's tower?

Euphony: My sister is getting married. I must get there before it's too late.

Prince Foundling: Don't want to miss the bachelorette party, eh?

Euphony: If I don't get there on time, there won't be any bachelorette party. She'll be dead!

Prince Foundling: Huh?

Euphony: My sister jumped from an arranged marriage to a male andromancer, and has become betrothed to an ordinary female. What's more, she has cast the "Queen-Maker" spell upon the girl, which makes her girl almost immortal. You can imagine the outrage that the warlock felt, having a would-be fiancee run off to be with a regular girl. He's a particularly violent andromancer, able to control the minds and bodies of men. He's already moving through all the local towns, turning all the men and boys into musclebound warriors. He's built an army!

Little Red Tab: Well, your sister could do something like that... right?

Euphony: She's a gynomancer, only able to control the bodies and minds of females, and creating an army of unwilling civilians is frowned upon in witch society. Besides, having two armies involved would undoubtedly lead to the slaughter of hundreds of innocents.

Sacarissa: So what will you do?

Euphony: The only way to end this conflict is for my sister's girl to kill the andromancer. It must be the betrothed who kills him, or else his family will just get another andromancer to avenge him. I must find the girl, and teach her the magic needed to survive the battle.

Prince Foundling: *Very nervously, because she's sure that she already knows the answer* So who are the blessed couple, then? (After all, they don't yet know this, since they've been in the woods all night.)

Euphony: My sister is Rubiyat Thered. She has become engaged to Queen Jeanerella.

Prince Foundling: Oh... *slowly thinks about it* OH SHIT! WE'VE GOT TO HURRY! THEY'RE AFTER RUBY AND JEANNETTE!

Good God, this was a long post. Well, we've got an interesting new twist on the plot (plus several new characters, to boot). Will our heroines survive to see the big day? Well, actually, yes (no worries, darling, I'm not gonna write anyone killing you).

Your move, darling. Remember, your character and Ruby don't yet know about this army headed your way.

[Princess Norika]

I was masturbating and jacking off in the shower. I wanted to see my own cum shoot out from my geisha white dick, when a familiar pair of purple painted lipsticked lips sucked my member sexily...

Me: (screaming with joy) Fuck yesssss! I love that!!! (looks down at the woman...I mean Digigirl...) Devina?

Devina: (nude and barefoot, sexy grin) Dros Yvutnya, Jeannette....or should I say Queen Jeanerella? (licks the head of my member, I shudder with pleasure and she drinks my precum)

Me: Ohhhhhh, oh Devina! Dros yvutnya, darling. I miss you. But if you wanna give me a real comeback, suck my girly dick will ya? Sooooo, what brings you back from cricket practice? (moans and I run my hands through Devina's lovely white and purple streaked hair as she performs her hot from Russia with lesbian love oral sex)
Devina: The coach gave us a break from training, so I get to spend time with you, Jeanerella. My you look geishalicious today! Since you're a Queen now, can I join your Princesses' Court. You need a big sexy gorgeous Lilithian lady like me to protect you. Will you count me in, my love? I'll even protect Ruby, too. (Devina masturbates her cock with her free hand)
Me: Princess's Court is open. BTW, my Digigirls and you are admitted to Jeanerella's Harem And Princess Court Of Defense. You will protect me and Ruby from any threat. BTW, where's Jeannine? (moans louder) Oh Devina, I miss your blow jobs!
Devina: Oh Jeanerella! I'm glad you are being turned on! BTW, give me a a cock suck when you're done? You can't wait to taste my cum again. (giggles) Oh fuck me! (moans as she wanks herself) If we were in bed now, you'd give me a tit fuck, ya? I looooove your tit fucks! Besides, your boobs are big, sexy, bouncy and firm. I love a girl with boobs like that. Just ask Jeannine. She's a big sexy buxom Angewomon.
Me: Oh Devina....you're gonna do well for me here! Fuck me and suck me, lover! Oh, I hope Ruby's done making breakfast! (sniffs) Mmmm, she's a good cook!

Jeannine the Angewomon of Sex and other of my Digis, plus a few new digifriends of mine pop up near Takenouchi Mansion.

Jeannine: Must find Ruby...gotta warn Ruby and Jeanerella! Plus, I haven't biomerged with Jeannette a long time!

(Let's get back to me and Devina performing oral sex in a very hot and steamy lesbo Jeannette and Russian Lilithmon reunion!)

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

*Our heroes finally stop at a great castle.*

Sphinx: We're here!

Prince Foundling: Camelot!

Little Red Tab: Camelot!

Sacarissa: Camelot!

Euphony: Oh, well done. Just one problem: WRONG CASTLE! We're supposed to be at Repunzel's Tower, NOT Camelot!

Sphinx: Aww shit! C'mon, girls!

*About an hour later, they finally arrive at the tower. It has been remodeled, with dozens of giant streamers, twirling ballerina statues, and Japanese-style courtyards with flowers the size of umbrellas. And almost everything in sight seems to be either black, white, purple, or pink.*

Prince Foundling: If this isn't Jeannette's tower, then I will have wandered into some otherworld where everything is horribly, horribly wrong.

Little Red Tab: Umm, that HAS happened to us before...

Euphony: Come, we must warn Ruby and Jeannette!

*Euphony runs up to the tower, and then stands under a window.*

Euphony: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!

*Nothing happens, because Rapunzel has long since moved out.*

Euphony: ... Rapunzel, let down your hair to me!

*Again, nothing happens.*

Euphony: *mutters* Goddammit... RAPUNZEL, GET YOUR STUPID ARSE OUT HERE NOW!

Sacarissa: Shouldn't we tell her that you can just walk through the door?

Prince Foundling: Of course not, sweetie. What would be the fun in that?

*They watch for a few more minutes, as Euphony makes several more attempts to call Rapunzel.*

Little Red Tab: All right, this is just getting boring. Let's go in.

*They walk in through the door, and Euphony finally follows them. The tower is much larger on the inside than it is on the outside, thanks to a spell from Ruby. They wander through, and finally find Jeannette and her entourage, enjoying some lesbian sex in a solar room, while Ruby sits nearby, catching up on a book.*

Jeannette: Hey, girls!

Prince Foundling: Hey, babe. Congratulations on getting married.

Euphony: Yes, but there is little time for celebration.

Ruby: Euphony, you've returned. *The two witches embrace and share a kiss.* I've been expecting you. Jeannette, my love, there is something I must tell you...

Meanwhile, back in the woods...

*Andarog and his trusty boar sit at a campfire, when suddenly, they hear sounds in the trees around them.*

Andarog: What the fuck is that...?

*Suddenly, they are surrounded by men in black armor, their waists bare to expose their hard members. From this crowd of soldiers emerges a large, naked man, very fat, and covered with black rune tatoos.*

Bob: Greetings, good sir. I am Bob, the mightiest andromancer in these parts. I have come to these woods to seek the woman who should be my wife. You will help me in this endeavor, or I shall have my men sodomize you.

Andarog: An andromancer, eh? So, you could probably control my mind pretty easily then, right?

Bob: Indeed.

Andarog: Then do it, you fat fuck.

Bob: Very well. *He moves his hand and points it, palm out, at Andarog. He concentrates very hard on the warrior for almost a minute... and nothing happens.*

Andarog: Having some troubles, sunshine?

Bob: I don't understand. How did you...?

Andarog: You're not the only andromancer in these parts, son...

*Andarog shouts out an incantation which causes the campfire to explode, killing several of the soldiers and generating enough chaos for the warrior to jump onto his boar's back and tear off at high speed.*

Andarog: Goodbye, you FAT FUCK!

*As the smoke clears, a good percentage of Bob's army lies dead.*

Bob: *Raises his fist to the air* RUBY! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!

And thus concludes another chapter in this saga.

(BTW, Jeannette, please put spaces between characters' dialogues. Having it all run together is hard to read. Oh, and what does "Dros Yvutnya" mean?)

[Princess Norika]

Me: (yelling) I have a meeting to go to soon! Ruby, sorry but the truth must wait. I have business now with my company.

Ruby: What company?

Me: Digital Freedom Inc. Who else? (small wink) Sorry Ruby darling, but your future queen has to prepare for the future and some hard work to do. But I'll try to be back as soon I can, sweetums. (kisses Ruby's feet) I gotta go.

(dons black pumps, then rest of business wear, changes back to "Normal Hardworking SexyBusinesswoman Jeannette Mode" and starts to leave the front door)

But before I enter my car...

Jeannine: Hold girlfriend! You can't go to work now! You must biomerge with me. You are in danger!

Me: JEANNINE!!! This is not a good time. Mummy's gotta go to work and make a living as part of being future Queen and Ruby's fiancee.

Blossy: SPIRAL FLOWER!!! (I barely dodge, but the flowers rip the hem of my dress and I'm bleeding a little from my right leg) Sorry, darling. I can pay outta my digidollars! Besides, you're in danger. But if you biomerge to NeoAngewomon...I'll fight alongside you as Rosemon!

Tally: Not without me, Blossy! (looks at me) Oh Jeannette, you all right?

Me: I'm fine, apart from a cut leg, torn pantyhose, scuffed high heels and the fact I'm gonna die. BTW, would you come to my wedding party soon? Ruby and I are gonna get hitched!

Tally: Cool. BTW, is their a place in your Princess's Court for me and Blossy?

Me: Sure. BTW, better biomerge you two, or I'll be deader than an Apple IIe!

Tally: As you wish....Queen Jeanerella! Okay Blossy?
Blossy: Ready!

(BIOMERGE DIGIVOLUTION!!!)

Blossy: Blossomon, biomerge digivolve toooooo.....

Tally/Blossy: ROSEMON!!! Okay, naughty Andromancer! How dare you hurt Queen Jeanerella! I am Rosemon and I will spank you, in the name of the Moon!

Me: Sorry, wrong anime. Oh well. Jeannine...come here. I must protect Ruby with all my heart. And you can help too.
Jeannine: Finally, some action! Kiss your magnafusors goodbye, bastard!!!

(BIOMERGE DIGIVOLUTION!!! WAIT TILL RUBY SEES THIS!!!)

Jeannine: Angewomon......biomerge to....

(Use your imagination for this, but to help you out, I wear pink ballet toe shoes on my feet, I grow 8 lovely fairy wings on my back, my blonde is very long now, and I wear geishalike facepaint, pink lipstick, gold eyeliner, sexy mascara, and some blusher and a sexy short hemmed fairy tutu(with cleavage revealing bodice. Oh and I wear a harem veil on my face and a pretty garland of pink roses around my head.)

Me/Jeannine: NEOANGEWOMON, The Ballerina Of Light!!!

(I do a glam ballet pose on full pointe and raise my hands like a beautiful ballet dancer. Oh and the background's CGI, but I'm animated balletically in 2d.)

Devina: Now to round up the rest of the harem and help Queen Jeanerella! (seeks off to find Veronica the Imperialdrawmon first!)

PS. Dros Yvutnya is Devina's way of saying Hello in Russian. Happy?

[Gnostic Metatron Prime]

Ruby: Wait, my queen! You can't leave just yet!

NeoAngewomon: What is it now?!

Euphony: Bob is a very powerful Andromancer, not a digimon. Your powers won't put so much as a dent in him unless they are augmented by our magic.

NeoAngemon: Then get on with it!

Euphony: Behold! The Lake card, the Excaliber card, and the Grail card! *Holds up three very shiny digmodifier cards* These cards contain all the magic you'll need to defeat Bob the Andromancer. Take them, and may they serve you well.

NeoAngewomon: Very well...

*As she takes the cards, they quickly melt into her body, causing her skin to glow bright white.*

Ruby: Guys, I think this is our cue to seek shelter... Quick! Everyone who isn't currently glowing, get into the bloody tower NOW!

*Everyone else runs into the tower, but peek out of the nearest window.*

NeoAngewomon: *Looks herself over* Cool! Time to kick some fat, unattractive male ass!

*She takes off, leaving a trail of white flames as she departs. In no time at all, she finds Bob the Andromancer, who's now Godzilla-sized and surrounded by his army of dark soldiers.*

Bob: Well, hello there, little mosquito, here to try and defeat me?

*NeoAngewomon just stares him down. Little currents of electricity run down her long hair, and her gold eyeshadow shines like sunlight reflecting on crystal clear water.*

NeoAngemon: Fuck no. I'm here to kill you. QUANTUM CELESTIAL ARROWS!

*She fires off 9 arrows at once, several times in a row, and soon the army of dark soldier is reduced to several tons of shishkabob, all skewered with white-hot arrows.*

Bob: ... Most impressive. But you wont' defeat me!

NeoAngemon: Oh shut the fuck up. HOT HAND OF FATE!

*She thrusts her fist out, with her middle finger outstretched, and a blinding burst of light is issued forth toward the horrible andromancer. The light is so bright that it seems to burn all the color out of the world, and as it hits Bob in his gut, his massive body briefly expands, as it is filled to capacity with the energy of the blast. And then, he just explodes like a giant pink balloon.*

NeoAngewomon: Well, that was easy.

*Her body stop glowing, and she slowly descends to the earth, where everyone else is waiting.*

Ruby: *Runs up and kisses Jeannette* Hullo, luv. Good job.

Euphony: Yes. Excellent work. Now just one more task... *She goes and finds Bob's severed penis, and then casts a spell that traps the giant member in a giant casket.* An andromancer's power lies within his phallus. Thus, we shall hold onto this, as proof of your success against Bob, and thus, no other andromancer will bother you.

NeoAngewoman: Umm... thanks, I think. *turns to Ruby* Dammit, baby, what the Hell am I supposed to do with a giant prick-in-a-box?

Ruby: Oh, just put it in the basement somewhere.

Your move, Princess.