June 2006 Writing Contest - Theme Discussion/Poll

[UnknownH]

And the person who wrote sounds like they were a bloody twit.
But rngland is a little more prudish then the US sometimes isn't it.

[Herr Mullen]

And the person who wrote sounds like they were a bloody twit.
But England is a little more prudish then the US sometimes isn't it.

No, actually, not since the '90s. In the '80s everyone was against pornography, and this article was based largely on Hentai (which they neglected to say was a fringe genre), but with the internet and pornography's sudden avalability we loosened up about it a little. Now-a-days we're actually a lot more loose than the US. Our cotume dramas are riddled with sex; in one of them there's a lesbian scene with a strap on. In America sex only appears when it's funny, like Sex in the City and Team America.

[Wisemon]

But rngland is a little more prudish then the US sometimes isn't it.

Where have you been? Haven't you noticed the sweeping right wing movement of the past eight years? Everybody got all freaked because a fake boob appeared for a split-second during the Super Bowl, remember?

[Shadowknight]

a fake boob appeared for a split-second during the Super Bowl, remember?

I still have that tape. I'm so glad I decided to tape the entire superbowl while I was out.

[Herr Mullen]

[Gunter VanCrimson]

What the hell is that?

[Wisemon]

Let me guess: Bowdlerizer?

[UnknownH]

Ok then. It was a litttle more prudish at sometime then. But I bet you still have some of those busybodies that won't shut up now don't you.

[Herr Mullen]

But I bet you still have some of those busybodies that won't shut up now don't you.

Nope. Just the occasional "Isn't that a bit much?" In a newspaper comumist's article, or perhaps a huge tabloid objection to a certain moment; a scene from Channel Five's reality television show "The Farm" comes to mind, where Rebecca Loos had to extract seman from a pig.

That picture was Black Adder II, episode 5 (I think), entitled "Beer". Gunther; he's wearing a pair of novelty breasts on his ears. This was first broadcast on the BBC in 1986.

[Nate Hunter]

At the moment it looks as if we've got a three-way tie... so I'm going to go ahead and do a tie-breaker on my own here...

Our contest theme is going to be... Most Uniquely Executed Straight Pairing!

I personally would've chosen "fetish contest", but I think that most of the authors here ought to have enough skill to write a decent straight lemon. Further details will follow on 1 June.