05-19-2006, 03:17 AM
Gun: Murr... Cheese plus cake... cut the cheese- eh...
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05-19-2006, 07:43 PM
Shadow: Awww, I don't have ay icecream,*Sees a small boy skipping around with a large icecream in his hands* But I plan to rectify that little situation now. *Runs after boy with a baseball bat in his hands*
*Insert random screams of pain here* Shadow: *Eating a large icecream cone* Yummy.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-19-2006, 11:16 PM
DMX: How did you get strawberry sauce? *points at Shadow's icream cone stained in dark red blood*
05-19-2006, 11:21 PM
Shadow: It's not strawberry sauce. It's blood. *Takes another lick of the ice cream* Gives the ice-cream some life.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-19-2006, 11:26 PM
Gun: Where'd you get the blood? I can't eat cheesecake without blood. *examines cheesecake* I don't like it.
05-19-2006, 11:29 PM
Shadow: There's some dead kid up the block a little ways.
Kid who had the ice-cream: I'm not dead. Shadow: Shutup. So like I was saying there's some dead kid up the street bleeding pretty badly. KWHTIC: I said I'm not dead. Just bleeding very badly. Shadow: *Cocks a shotgun* Be right back.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-20-2006, 12:28 AM
DMX: *takes Gun's hand* You'll have to admit sooner or later that you have a problem with the blood. *wags tail*
05-20-2006, 12:43 AM
Gun: Huh- NO! Of course not! I don't have a problem with blood!
Random person inside store: Ow- a paper cut- Gun: *breaks wall* BLOOD!! RPIS: YAAAAH!!!! |
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