XD!! ROTFLMFAO

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Right you are! Especially since I look like a vampire-

[Shadowknight]

NEW LINE!! *Holds out three boxes with Shadow, Gun, and DMX in them wearing black suits, with ear piece telephones and sunglasses* Secret service!

[DragonMasterX]

*holds Munkee in his arms like a bodyguard, then wags his tail* Now I feel like a real life sized... ehh... oh yeah- bodyguard *puts on blackglasses* Where do we go now?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

*Put's on opaque glasses* Anywhere The Package goes. We protect the Package at any costs. *follows DM around like a creepy tower* I can't wait to get the secret service line...

[Shadowknight]

Random small kid on tricycle: What are you doing?

Shadow: HOSTILE TARGET!! PROTECT THE PACKAGE!! *Tackles small kid*

[DrunkenMunkee]

*laughs at little kid* You'd think he'd be more afraid...

Lets go to the park! XD

[Zephyr of Darkness]

O_o This reminds me of a Mat

[DrunkenMunkee]

I'm not too menacing looking though, and i've never been in a fight so i'd probably lose anyway. It really doesnt matter if these guys can actually fight-they're just here cause they look like they can fight.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

It really doesnt matter if these guys can actually fight-they're just here cause they look like they can fight.

That's exactly what bodyguards are based on. Ever read Batman?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I practically AM batmon... only creepier and less useful.