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Now for the them song!
SPAM!
Super!
Powerful!
Annoyance!
Masters!
*Trumpet billows, fireworks, and dancing monkeys begin running around*
Now then, what were we doing?
Myotismon: Remember me?
Shadow: I don't remember much, and you're no looker. *rips his necklace off and shoves it into his throat deleting him instantly* I STILL wanna know why they didn't do that in the show.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
hmm... me too- I wonder why-
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Kinda anticlimactic. They chase him across two dimensions and then kill him by stabbing him with a necklace or something, probably would've ticked off some fans.
Venommyotismon: I'm BAAAACK!
Shadow: And I'm still more evil than you, *shoots him in the head at point blank range* Now where was I?
Malomyotismon: You can't kill me!
Shadow: Oh for the love of. *Shoots in head, throws body into woodchipper, burns small pieces, buries under tons and tons of dirt and concrete, then drops and A-bomb on the site* Come back from THAT!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Belial-Myotismon: I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
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Shadow: THAT'S IT! *takes out the BFG from doom* survive this! *fires a large ball of green energy completely obliterating every fiber of Myotismon* AND ANOTHER! *keeps firing till there's a hole clean through the planet* AND STAY DEAD THIS TIME!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Millions of Mini-Myotismon: (in high squeaky voices) I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
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Shadow: There is only one weapon strong enough to destroy such a great evil, I summon it now! *shoots a laser from his palm into the sky*
Large ball of light descends from a heavenly chorus, it is the one and only...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris: *Kicks mini-myotismons in their crotches*
Shadow: I don't care what you are, a kick to the crotch from the Chuck will kill you permanently.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Millions of Mini-Myotismon: (in high squeaky voices) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(dies- for good)
Billions of Pico-Puppetmons: We will avenge the Mini-Myotismons!!
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Chuck Norris: *kicks in crotch*
Shadow: All will fall before the ultimate weapon!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
