Circumstances

[MagusKnight]

Solution: Rip out your stomach, rip out your brain, no more pain.
Circumstance: Even after ripping out DMX's vital organs my blood lust rages on.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Grab a cow, crush it and eat all I can from it, then grab your jaw, broaden it as much as I can, and then pour all the blood I can squish from my sponge. Err... cow.

DMX: You should know my belly is kinda too hard to be ripped open. *Pats his abs arrogantly*

DMX's brain: *Hopping on Magus' hands* THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I'LL BE YOUR BESTEST FRIEND!

Circumstance: We need some beer to calm my brain down.

[MagusKnight]

Solution: BUD LIGHT! BECAUSE SOME EX-GOLF PLAYER IN HIS 90'S LIKES IT!
Circumstance: I want to huggle DMX :P
I don't want to unless he huggles me first though :D

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Erm... *Hugs first* *Breaks hug a second later* Enough of a cute moment.

Circumstance: Cute moment is over! >D

[Mai]

Solution: Break out the kittens! Cute moment restored. ^^

Circumstance: Your arms and legs all just fell off. Major bummer.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Re-attach them using glue and my tail.

Circumstance: Your eyes, tongue, ears and nose just fell off, oops, your head did too.

[Crimson Fox]

Solution:

Crimson: Ha, that's nothing. You should have seen the time I removed my ghost. It really sucked pushing that thing back through my throat too...oh right, you wanted a solution...um, Ada?

Ada: Fine, I'll do it. *returns Crimson back to normal with a spell*

Crimson: Hey, thanks sis.

Circumstance:

Ada: Hmmm, I'm bored now. *decides to send evil fire spirits loose across the land* That should stir up some excitement.

Crimson: Oh, goodie, she's going to burn down the world.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Well, I'm hot too.

Circumstance: You have to understand that cheesy joke.

[Crimson Fox]

Solution: The fire spirits cannot stomach cheesy jokes and they diffuse into clouds of smoke.

Circumstance:

Ada: Damn. Well, that's why I always have a Plan B. *summons a giant flying pie from outer space, flinging it down towards Earth*

Crimson: My god, by my calculations she'll cover Europe in custard if she isn't stopped.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: I'm in Argentina, so I'll do my own calculations.

Circumstance: The splatter of the giant pie against Europe has extended to the entire world, we have lots of pie now!