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Solution: Hide in it and snipe like crazy.
Circumstance: On Super Mario 1, you're mini-mario, last life, on world 8-4 and you get to the end only to see Peach and Bowser getting it on wildly past the bridge with two Toads helping him...
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
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Solution: Wait till they start their foursome-on-the-lava-bridge fetish and take the halberd at the end of the bridge.
Circumstance: Oops, I just killed Bitch. Erm... Peach.
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Solution: Pretend the princes is in another Video Game. Like the Legend of Zelda!
Circumstance: Making your way to an Anthrocon/Anime-con in full costume, you make a wrong turn and attend a NAMBLA convention instead.
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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
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Solution: back yourself into a corner, keep your tail tucked between your legs, and wait for the cops to arrive.
Circumstance: they're trying to arrest you for being at a NAMBLA convention.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Solution: Learn what NAMBLA is in the first place, then grab a shotgun for some determined reason in the near future.
Circumstance: You need to teach me something.
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Solution: show you wikipedia.
Circumstance: Richard Simmons is in your house, and you have no idea how he got there.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
Posts: 14,114
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Solution: Freeze him in time with my leet SPAM and take my time with wikipedia.
Circumstance: I'm a slow paced learner.
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Solution: duuuuuuuuhhh... leave message here. *Beep*
Circumstance: I'm bored. And hungry. Will offer?
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Solution:
Crimson: Excellent, you can try out one of my brand new Monster Meals! *sends a giant living burger monster towards DMX* Guaranteed to solve hunger and boredom...maybe...
Zorromon: Wait, didn't they have an anime where they made monsters out of food.
Crimson: Uh oh. *hears sounds in the distance*
Circumstance: Lawyer ninjas are about to attack!
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Solution: Give them to my new pet Monster Burger to fill him up for later consumption.
Circumstance: Even after eating all the ninja-filled living burger, I'm still hungry.
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