Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you have to share with the rest of the SDP. *takes one of the random pies*

Yuck, I wish this pie was a better flavor than coconut.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now that it's a better flavour, Kurtz comes in and steals all of the pies.

Kurtz: *takes the pies and starts running away*

I wish he would remember that Lurea made some pies back at home.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but in Krutz's haste he leaves behind all the other pies which I take.

I wish a bag of fresh chips.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they've passed their best before date months ago.

I wish that I could play on WoW with someone besides my brother.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but somehow I don't think you want your aunt to play WoW with you.

I wish for a soft pillow.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's too soft and it immediately starts tearing apart.

I wish that there were more Coke cans next to me... I just ran out.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they all taste flat, ugh!

I wish for some fresh churros. (Mmmm, junk food.)

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then a healthy P.E teacher comes in and takes them off you, telling you not to be snacking on junk food and doing more exercise.

I wish you still got those churros.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but I'm forced to do 50 sit-ups for stealing and eating those churros.

I wish you would get some free churros as well without the P.E. teacher noticing.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *blows a hole into the P.E teachers head with his gun and hands you the churros*

I wish I'm not tracked down by the police for that.