Grant a wish.
#1
Here's how this works. One person ask a wish then the next person grants it but puts a mean twist on it,

example:

I wish for a pony.

Next poster:

Granted but it only has 3 legs

I wish for a PS3

Next poster:

Granted but it only plays barney games.
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And so on, I'll start.

I wish I had a mansion.
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#2
Here's yours, but unfortunately, three of the rooms are used by school teachers and it has only one bathroom <.<

I wished my school would explode in thousand bits (this will be an easy one ;) )
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#3
granted, but unfortunately, another one is built in it's place- and classes start at 12:00am and dismissal is at 11:59pm.

I wish for a good sex-life.
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#4
Granted, *hands gunter a blow up doll*

I wish I was super intelligible
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#5
Granted, but only for a picosecond.

I wish for a werewolf.
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#6
Granted but he only transforms during a blue moon.

I wish I had a big tv.
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#7
granted, but it only shows th barney channel.

I wish I had a weretiger.
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#8
AHHHHH!! *smashes tv, burns the pieces, throws the melted mass into a wood chipper, smashes again, then shoots with a laser* that was close.

Granted, but it's one of siegfried and roys so they'll come to visit every day.

I wish I could talk to animals
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#9
granted- but only the old dirty animals type (old people who love sex)

I wish I had another dog.
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#10
Granted, but he's a one of those creepy stuffed ones with the giant eyes. Hush puppies I think they're called.

I wish I had a clone.
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