Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I chuck it at your head instead.

I wish I had more then 2g on WoW... I'm level 34, godamnit.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get mugged by an orc and he takes all your gold.

I wish I had an easier way to find party members, especially ones that don't talk like idiots and know how to write.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but they ninja every item that is uncommon rarity or higher.

I wish there was a hostile option in World of Warcraft against the people in your alliance like in Diablo 2 Multiplayer.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but your allies turn on you and kill you then rob everything you own.

I wish people would put need for an item when they have better equipment and are really doing it for greed.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but since I hate ninjas of that type, I immediately want to kick them out of the group. No ninjas allowed. Except for Shadow and DMX.

I wish for you to join me on the server Eonar!
(Changing realms on the Character Select FTW... I dunno how to swap over characters from different servers)

[Shadowknight]

Granted, if I can figure it out.

I wish I knew what the diffrence between server and realm where.

[Kurtz]

Granted. Realm is a certain 'realm' in the World of Warcraft, and server is the type of server, such as the European servers, the French servers, etc...

I wish I didn't know that.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Smashes a large object over Kyosan's head to induce amnesia*

I wish Kyo was on the american server so we could party.

[Kurtz]

Granted... *sniffs* Oh smeg, I'll have to find a way to move, then.

I wish that to swap servers, I don't have to pay.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, just steal someone elses server.

I wish it wasn't mine.