Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but so does everyone else now.

I wish for a megaphone.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but Cait Sith wants it back.

I wish the PS3 didn't cost so much.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now it's really crappy. (I know how you feel, so damn expensive.)

I wish for a golden chocobo.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but you don't know what to feed it, so it'll probably die in a few days.

I wish I knew why I made Kurtz's eyes violet.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the truth causes your head to explode.

I wish for your head to regenerate.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then Anderson comes along saying that he wants to know how I did that or he'll cut me up into ribbons.

I wish I didn't have to fight the goddamn priest.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, you can fight Alucard instead. *points to Alucard standing right behind Kyo*

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *gives you a special pill* Now you can never sleep and you'll never be tired.

I wish this guy would stop trying to rip my leg off *points to a zombie and tries to kick him off*

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, he's infected you with the T-Virus before you kick him off a ledge.

I wish for the vaccine.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish that I actually had wings. *wags tail*