Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but your head explodes from the complexity of understanding the explanation.

I wish for a brain to throw at someone.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *pulls out own brain* Never had a use for it and I don't need it.

I wish you could give me a smarter brain.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but after it's in your head, it grows too big.

I wish you wouldn't outsmart us.

[Kurtz]

Granted, since I'm vunreable to spam, use it.

I wish you didn't know that.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, an army of zombies appears and devours his brain.

I wish we had some weapons to stop this horde.

[Death]

Granted yall are given vampire blades,stealing youre health instead of giving you health.


I wish that I had a driverslicence.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you crash your car.

I wish I had a pizza.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *summons pizza and gives it to DMX* Enjoy.

I wish that it was the afternoon already over here.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now night won't arrive over there.

I wish for a new car.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but there's no petrol and you have to push it to the nearest petrol station.

(In the night, I go to work, so practically night never coming is a GOOD thing)

I wish that I could find FF7 and FF8 for the PC somewhere in the local shops.