Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but as you mispelt, it indeed was your Flamethrower.

I wish to have the Masamune and the Sea Swallow.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the masamune is too powerful for you to wield and I give you a swallow by mistake and it flies to capustrano, or wherever the swallows go.

I wish for a pen that could shoot lasers.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but the lasers keep shooting at you.

I wish Pokepimp was online.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he has the same problem DMX did when you wished for him to be on.

I wish people wouldn't treat idiots like equals. It only encourages them to think they are equals.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but he suffers a heart attack when he presses ''Delete''.

I wish Gun was online....

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then he disappears a second later.

I wish more people would join FC.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but since I have no clue what that is they instead join a Fooly Cooly fan club.

I wish for porn of that pink haired girl.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you find out what she has between her legs isn't what you expected.

I wish for herms to disappear from my sight.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but behind you is techinaclly out of your sight.

I wish not to know what they plan on doing.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you don't know they plan on hiding behind me until I'm near you and you have your guard down.

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.