Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish to have a pony. I'm hungry.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I'm evil and when you try and eat it it disappears.

I wish I didn't have an annoying brother bothering me every ten minutes.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now he bothers you 24/7.

I wish for you to have some Pie, they help in these cases.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now he's blamed me for messing up his room and is making me clean it.

I wish he wasn't a lier.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now he's a liar.

I wish you were specific.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I'll always be specific from now on, and annoy you.

I wish I had a new vaccum cleaner. This one's dying on me.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it sucks up your computer and all your games.

I wish for a copy of final fantasy 3, then my collection will be complete and ultimate power shall be mine!

[fred_18]

granted but it works like hell, and skips, freezes, and takes forever to load

I wish you had a better one than that one

[Kurtz]

Granted, but if I give it to him, he'll gain ultimate power, so I'll keep it to myself.

I wish for some big sign to land right next to me.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, a bush next to you bursts into flames.

I wish that that hadn't been from my flamethrowe and actually was a sign.