Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but Raviel blocks it with his HUGE sword.

I wish people wouldn't disturb me while yiffing. *yiff*

[Master Grim]

Granted.

The fireball that whats-his-name blocked runs up his sword and he is now on fire.


Me - *throwing random heavy objects* Grr!


I wish I would calm down.

[Kurtz]

Granted, we pour some water over your head.

Raviel: AH!!! MY FUCKING EYES!!! *starts running about*
*yiffing noises stop, and a very, very dizzy Kyo stands up*

Kyo: I wish that he wasn't on fire.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, he stops burning and is reduced to a pile of black soot.

I wish someone would fix Raviel.

[Master Grim]

Granted.


Me - *spluttering* That... did... not... work! *appears next to Kyo and floors him* JUST MADE ME MADDER!!!


I wish someone would just CALM ME DOWN ALREADY!!! MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS TOO MUCH!! ARGH!!!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! *shoots Pokepimp with his Sleep Ray*

I wish I had some fresh batteries for my ray gun.

[Kurtz]

Granted, here *gives you four big fat batteries* The only ones I have, sorry.

I wish that I wasn't human anymore *looks at body* Why can't I be a dragon like DMX? *starts pretending to weep*

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you shed your skin all over the place now that you're a dragon.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Master Grim]

Granted... but I'm asleep so nothing happens...


Me - *sighs* Better... zzzz...


I wish no one wakes me.

[Kurtz]

Granted, *shoots tranquilizer dart into Pokepimp's neck* DON'T wake up.

I wish that I didn't have to shed my skin.