Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now you are a hermaphrodite Numemon.

I wish he can find someone.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but I meet someone with greater spam powers then even you and get turned into something different.

I wish I knew what it was.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I was turned into a much morew sexier dragon with lot more strength and powers than any SDP members combined.

I wish for you to cancel that wish.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but some higher force prevents me from cancelling it, but rips away all additional spam power so I'm back to the normal level that I always have been at. And I become the same amount of sexy as you :P

I wish that what I just said is fair.

[Master Grim]

Granted but I don't think so and give them back :P Nya!


I wish my keyboard wouldn't keep f***ing up.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but since I WANTED to not have those powers, I curse you so that any keyboard you get will screw up in 1 week of buying it.

I wish that you'd take the extra powers away so that I can take the curse off of ye.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, I'll take them and uncurse the keyboards. *uncurses the keyboards, but something else happens as well* Um, the keyboards are fine, but now your monitor only shows Numemon porn, yuck!

I wish for an instruction manual to these new spam powers.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but it's 30'000 pages long.

I wish that someone would rewrite it.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but all I had was invisible ink.

I wish for the power to control fire.

[Kurtz]

Granted, but then your name changes from Crimson to Blaze.

I wish I knew where I got that from.