Grant a wish.

[Kurtz]

I wish that it was night all the time.

[Master Grim]

Wish Granted! Just keep your curtains closed!

I wish... wait... are you bored?

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you never wake up when you go to sleep as there won't be a next morning.

I wish to have more time from now on.

[Master Grim]

Don't we all...

[Kurtz]

Granted, and nothing negative happens. Dear god, there's NO SANITY on this board!

I wish that I was not bored from getting email almost every ten seconds...

[Master Grim]

GRANTED!!!

I BRING YOU A GIFT FROM THE GODS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/profile_play_list...orlornHope

I wish I could download more Digimon stuff...

[Kurtz]

Granted, now all you CAN do is download Digimon stuff.

I wish that subscribing or membership pending didn't take as long as it is.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now it takes a lot more.

I wish to have a free burger.

[Kurtz]

Granted, I send you to Mcdonalds.

I wish school never existed, and instead, a system which automatically puts everything school would teach you into your brain.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the system will take milleniums to develop, you'll be dead and rotten by then.

I wish decomposition wouldn't be so gorey.