Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

I think you are boosting his already over-inflated ego with that wish. But, who am I to neglect wishes? Granted, he comes and leaves almost immediatly.

I wish he brings Pies with him too.

[Kurtz]

Granted, the pies go to me instead of you.

I wish that I was a completely different person.... I hate saying that blasted name every fricking second...

[KS_Naslund]

Granted, you are now Paris Hilton.

I wish I was immune to the "down south" side effects of Pizza Pops

[Master Grim]

Granted... erm... what are those effects of which you speak?

I wish... for the sake of it... for the ULTIMATE wierdness... FOR *gets smacked by the god of stupid* Alright, dammit! I wish I was a herm! *glares at god of stupid* There! I said it! Dumbass... *gets smacked again*

[Kurtz]

Granted, you are a herm for 1 second.

I wish I knew where DMX disappeared to...

[Master Grim]

Sorry, can't grant that one...

I wanna go herm for a day! :P

[Kurtz]

Granted, but now you're a herm for life.

I wish that I knew what the hell this red button does..

[Master Grim]

Granted! You press it and whatever your computer is sitting on disintergrates.

I LIKE BEING HERM!!! Hmm... A foursome sounds nice...

I wish I had several Digimon sex slaves... Surprise me with who...

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, say hello to the female Numemon.

I wish for some churros.

[Kurtz]

Granted, meet the hundred Ogremon.

I wish that I could do something incredible.