Grant a wish.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but i set you on fire

i wish i was immune to fire

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but every other element causes three times normal damage to you.

I wish for a water cannon .

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you don't have any water.

I wish for a lake for Shadow's water cannon.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but for every drop of water he uses he gets punched 10,000 times.

i wish shadow would use ALOT of water

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but he uses it on you and the punchs are strangely redirected to you. *hides remote*

I wish to have a mirror.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's that cursed mirror that that creepy girl from Inuyasha always carries around.

I wish for the powers of the juggernaut.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I mistook it for Juggernaut from X-Men and you suddenly are pumped with an endless source of strength, which is too much and makes your body swell with big muscles until you aren't able to move at all from the weight.

I wish to know how many odds there are of kicking Shadow's ass now.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted. none, you dont even know where he is

i wish for Emoticons spam

[Crimson Fox]

:roll: Granted, but soon your e-mail is overrun with emoticon spam.

I wish for revenge against popup ads.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but for every one you kill, block, close, ets, ets, 10 will pop up in its place

i wish you will find a way to stop that from happening