Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the resulting explosion causes Earth to lose its orbit and drift towards the sun. It's gonna be a scorcher today!

I wish for a huge snow storm.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but i over due it and cause a 5th? ice age

i lost count how many this forum has caused...

i wish we will hit the sun soon

[fred_18]

granted, but when we hit the sun it freezes over due to the ice so now we go colliding to the nearest star.

I wish this never happened in the first place.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted. *all existance is now gone*

i wish... wait... if i dont exist, how can i make a wish? or know what a wish is? ad who could grant it? i wish i knew

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, because you are anti-existance, the parallel version of yourself. Welcome to Bizzaro World!

I wish for heat vision.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, your eyeballs are burnt to a crisp.

I wish for first class perfect wine I can drink free of charge when I want without having any complications of any kinds before, whilst or afterwards drinking it.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's first class wine only to very poor people so it tastes like crap and you can never stop drinking it.

I wish for a box full of nudy mags.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but instead, it's filled with rotten eggs you can't throw at anyone because first contact with them means death. But you won't listen to my warning as always.

I wish to have more room in my house for parties.

[fred_18]

granted, you now have more rooms, but with each room is about enough to only fit one person in each and the same house with no change in size

i wish you had a bigger house to make space in your rooms so you could have your party.

[Shadowknight]

granted, but the cops bust it for underage drinking.

I wish for a way to set stuff on fire without the hassle of legal repurcussions.