Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, blunt and heavy object falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish I could be a good animal breeder.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but every animal you come within 100 yards of yiffs you

i wish i knew the brown note

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted its shite......

I wish for some harmony in this world.....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but it only lasts for two-fourths of a second.

I wish for more gel.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the gel eventually causes balding.

I wish for a boat trip.

[fred_18]

granted, but its hurricane season and your in the atlantic with fifty foot waves.

i wish for a bust up car to fix to perfect condition.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but for some unknown reason, it explodes.

I wish that I could live through age thirty.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted you live past that you live to age 135....

I wish to see you do that....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you lose your eyeballs later.

I wish you also lost your tongue and didn't get it back.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you get it in your coffee cup...

I wish for you not to burn your soft scaley skin...its sooooo soft.....